So

[NotAMouse]

I've had a rough week. Complicated shit I won't get into here.

My friend took me out for drinks and got me pretty drunk off cheap margaritas.

For some reason we decided to leave our numbers for the waiter because he had an ironic name and had been super flirtatious even though both of us had been very no-fucks-given and awkward the whole night.

HE JUST TEXTED ME WHAT DO I DO

"THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING TO WISCONSIN FACTS! YOU WILL RECEIVE ONE WISCONSIN FACT A DAY FOR THE NEXT 40 DAYS! HAPPY MOOING!"

[Mtntopview]

"Sorry, I am not interested in knowing you. No hard feelings ... Don't ever respond to this phone again"
There, plain and simple, tell the truth.

[NotAMouse]

omg so boring

[Lady Squee]

Respond back with Cat Facts

[Cpt Toellner]

"OMG I KNEW YOU WOULD REPLY! I KNEW YOU BELIEVED IN TRUE LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT! OUR KIDS WILL BE SO BEAUTIFUL!"

[Lady Squee]

Toellner's is perfection.

[NotAMouse]

boom, got asked on a date

"so how are those drinks treating you lol"

"haha pretty good, thanks for tolerating the tipsiness"

"no problem, so how long are you in town? i'd like to keep you in a cheery mood"

FUCK

[Dervish]

"Before we go any further, I think it's fair to let you know I have a penis."

[Cpt Toellner]

Taaj said
"no problem, so how long are you in town? i'd like to keep you in a cheery mood"

"I'm just in town for one more day, then my boyfriend will come to pick me up".

Casually insert that you have a boyfriend, if he is a decent guy, he will give up the chase.

If he doesn't, then you get mean.

[stark]

Taaj wat r u doin

[mdk]

That dude is about to be mad confused. 'But..... but she gave me her number though, that means butt stuff, right? RIGHT?!?"

[mbl]

Option A: Go and make that little boy your bitch

Option B: Break it off in one of the hilarious ways mentioned above, and learn not to give your number to flirty men if you don't want them flirting with you via text.

[BrobyDDark]

Send him dick-pics and ask him if he likes it before going into arduous detail about how you got a dick.

Best way to get a guy to stop texting you guaranteed.

[natsumehack]

BrobyDDark said
Send him dick-pics and ask him if he likes it before going into arduous detail about how you got a dick.Best way to get a guy to stop texting you guaranteed.

What if they like dick?

[BrobyDDark]

natsumehack said
What if they like dick?

Then Taaj is shit out of luck.

[Awson]

Taaj don't fuck the waiter

[aza]

Taaj said

"THANK YOU FOR SUBSCRIBING TO WISCONSIN FACTS! YOU WILL RECEIVE ONE WISCONSIN FACT A DAY FOR THE NEXT 40 DAYS! HAPPY MOOING!"

Dammit Toell

[Halo]

Sherlock Holmes said
Taaj wat r u doin

[NotAMouse]

For all those interested: I did not fuck the waiter.

[Larfleeze]

Taaj said
For all those interested: I did not fuck the waiter.

Liar, you so did.