solamelike said
"You may have heard rumours of my.... recent bestiality with Mr rabbit here on my left but I can assure you I did not have sexual relations with that bunny. I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never. These allegations are false. And I need to go back to work for the American people. Thank you"
I guess getting banged by Superman is one way to explain that insanely happy smile despite those soulless eyes.