[OOC] Chronicles Of Enduwin ~ Fantasy RP ~ Roleplay Thread

[InspectorGadget]

Darkmatter said
I like how 'fuck you I'm a god' Tinty was. That's actually how I always RP'd him.

I figured the God of storms would be, well, stormy.

[Kiddo]

AW YUS OHM SWEET OHM.

On topic, BabyBallofFireintheSky and I are collabing our posts up to, I think, Eeiys gets whisked away by a god.

[Darkmatter]

InspectorGadget said
I figured the God of storms would be, well, stormy.

Nicely put.

Kiddo said

AW YUS OHM SWEET OHM.On topic, BabyBallofFireintheSky and I are collabing our posts up to, I think, Eeiys gets whisked away by a god.

I was like... but then I was like 'Oh newsun, I see.'
Cool beans.

[NewSun]

Kiddo said
AW YUS OHM SWEET OHM.On topic, BabyBallofFireintheSky and I are collabing our posts up to, I think, Eeiys gets whisked away by a god.

Can I actually contact a mod and get my username changed to that??

[InspectorGadget]

uh. This look is one of befuddlement. Hell yes. Good music.. sorry. Someone post. I wanna read.

[Darkmatter]

NewSun said
Can I actually contact a mod and get my username changed to that??

Do we even have mods back yet?
Mahz is still working away on getting things going.

InspectorGadget said
uh. This look is one of befuddlement. Hell yes. Good music.. sorry. Someone post. I wanna read.

I was planning on posting but I mean it's 1:10 am and I have engineering maths at 9pm so I suppose I should probably sleep. Gotta love university,

[Kiddo]

InspectorGadget said Good music.. sorry.

Kraftwerk? :O

[InspectorGadget]

no. CCR. Good ol' sixties shit. :)

[Kiddo]

Haha, Eeiys and Dssialii have interesting rapport, and writing for Dssialii makes me like him so much more ^.^

[Darkmatter]

I posted the WIP of the big bad in the Compendium, for those of you who want to see what is about the first 25% of his sheet.
Yeah I get carried away with villains.

[Kiddo]

EH HE'S NOT THAT SCARY!

*Dssialii's all like "What, you expect me to be scared of you cuz you're tall? Mate you haven't even SEEN tall!"*

[Sicarius]

Mizat likes Bawzel, yes, it loves it's glorious master.

In other words, I love our necromancer so far.

[Kiddo]

And Dssialii loves Mizat, he looks delicious.

[Sicarius]

Mizat does not like Dssialii! Mizat does not like Dssialii! Get away from Mizat you scaly midget!

I wonder if I should make it speak in the third person, eh, probably not.

[InspectorGadget]

I like those goblin dragon things. The second I read about it, I was like, "ouuuu." But I figured I would be stretching it by having two giant death beasts.

[Kiddo]

Especially since I'd have to enumerate all the stuff they can do, and I don't want to do that yet! Also they would be super boring to RP, since most of what they do is crawl around, telepathically watch the goblins from their clan, eat dead goblins, and do more crawling. Maybe stop by to have some tea with the gods, but other than that life is pretty dull for goblin dragons.

Edit: updated Dssialii's bio to include his clothes and to mention the implements of his smoking habit.

[InspectorGadget]

Uh. My dragon's favorite thing to do is sleep. I can handle crawling around and coming to rescue you when my dragon tries to eat you... Not to say that she will. But not saying she won't either. I could set up volley ball tournaments with the other goblin dragons and we could all go shopping. And then I could eat all the most magical dead goblins and then... then... then... RAWRRRR. I want one. How awesome would it be when you die if I come up behind the goblin swarm, engulfing the dead ones and gaining such a surge of power that I grow legs and become a giant bipedal goblin dragon that spits acid because I have heartburn from eating so many goblins at once. c'monnnnnnnn. *pleads*

[InspectorGadget]

What happens when a goblin dragon dies... does another goblin dragon get to eat it? Ou... I can have two. and the bipedal one can die. And then the second one could eat that one.. And then we have a goblin dragon god. under the goblins control. And because it is so magical, the magical field would sustain all of the dead goblins and bring them back to life and then we have a giant zombie goblin swarm that is loyal to the goblins. aj;kdsfjwpfjsdkfjsl;fjde Pleassseeeee.

[Kiddo]

HAHA no )K

Also why spit poison when you have an attack that creates a concussive blast that can literally stun whole battlefields?

[InspectorGadget]

because all that stomach acid has to go somewhere. I'm not swallowing it down. Goblins don't taste good.