The Chocobo forest

[Animus]

Danke.

Good luck for ur roleplay~

[Chocobo]

Good evening

[Animus]

This seems dead.

[Chocobo]

Animus said
This seems dead.

Then we must resurrect it!

[Commander]

This room is covered in feathers and... what ever THAT is....

[The Irish Tree]

Commander said
This room is covered in feathers and... what ever THAT is....

That's my sap... sorry.

[Animus]

The Irish Tree said
That's my sap... sorry.

The sexual innuendo is strong in this one.

[RawrEspada4]

Chocobo said
Then we must resurrect it!

I knew I should've been a cleric... but the rogue life was much too tempting.

[The Irish Tree]

RawrEspada4 said
I knew I should've been a cleric... but the rogue life was much too tempting.

I would too...but Bards can't do shit except play music and shit. And rip their shit off triggering orgasms to happen to every woman within a 16.4 mile radius.

[Animus]

You could always just use a Yggdrasil leaf.

[The Irish Tree]

Animus said
You could always just use a Yggdrasil leaf.

But I don't wanna take the magic train to go find one. Those things are a bitch to find.

[Chocobo]

There is quite often sap left around here, we could do with a maid

[Animus]

Chocobo said
There is quite often sap left around here, we could do with a maid

You're paying.

[Chocobo]

I can pay with Gysahl greens

[The Irish Tree]

Chocobo said
I can pay with Gysahl greens

There's only one way we can get the money for this...
CHOCOBRO!
WE NEED YOU TO ENTER THE RACES AND WIN!

[Chocobo]

The Irish Tree said
There's only one way we can get the money for this...CHOCOBRO!WE NEED YOU TO ENTER THE RACES AND WIN!

Good thing I dropped all those pounds when the site was down!

[The Irish Tree]

Chocobo said
Good thing I dropped all those pounds when the site was down!

Good, now all you have to do is beat the races and then we'll be able to afford someone to clean my sticky sap up.
Now then...who's gonna mount the chocobro?

[RawrEspada4]

The Irish Tree said
Good, now all you have to do is beat the races and then we'll be able to afford someone to clean my sticky sap up.Now then...who's gonna mount the chocobro?

We don't need a choco-jockey, we can just murder the competition, silly Irish thinking of playing fair.

[The Irish Tree]

RawrEspada4 said
We don't need a choco-jockey, we can just murder the competition, silly Irish thinking of playing fair.

B-But fair play is the only way!

[RawrEspada4]

The Irish Tree said
B-But fair play is the only way!

Says the tree that wants to extinguish the human population