Ask The Only One Who Truely Knows!

[The One]

This One knows everything. This One will prove it, just ask a question and The One will answer. It can be any question. Anything, such as the meaning of life. You don't have to approach, feel free to be afraid of This One, after all, This Ones knows it would.

[Oni]

I have traveled over the course of many moons, traversed land, ocean and air to reach you. I desire to bask in your infinite wisdom. I humbly ask if you can enlighten me onto the nature and date of my demise.

[The One]

Oni, The One who shall never be! Oni, Oni, a baby girl's name. The future is not bright, especially for One such as you. Death comes to all, some sooner than others. 2019 is where Doom wil overcome you. You shall make the mistake of seeong This One. Knowing The One. The One which does not exist, you shall discover a secret which shall rot in your grave as you will misteriously disappear without a trace!

[Oni]

I know thou does know this to be true and my heart is weighted with grief by the realization of what finite life I still retain but I will use my remaining years to spread the knowledge of your existence great one, The One, The Only One.

[The One]

And shall you meet The One's doom!