Say stuff about scissors!
Barioth said
I can cut on the lines like a fucking ace. You need someone to cut your shit? I'm your guy.
Dervish said
You aren't a guy.You're clearly a sabertooth dragon cat. Those can't use scissors or have opinions.
Barioth said
I am a saber tooth dragon cat who has transcended the rest of my race. I have developed internet skills.