I have it on good authority

[Dervish]

That joining in stupid bandwagons makes you impotent and sexually repugnant to the opposite sex.

It's true, the Surgeon General says so.

Also, you all have type 2 diabeetus.

[Barioth]

G

[Doivid]

Well neither of those things sound concerning for Jorick

[Alex]

Doivid said
Well neither of those things sound concerning for Jorick

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_burn_centers_in_the_United_States

[RusalkaRabbit]

I find it really funny that the thread you made to complain about bandwagons started a bandwagon.

[Dervish]

RusalkaRabbit said
I find it really funny that the thread you made to complain about bandwagons started a bandwagon.

I knew it was going to happen.

The diabeetus spread faster than I feared.

[Jorick]

Pfft, bandwagons are a natural part of Spam. This is better than the retard jamboree that the place has become lately, at least.

Doivid said
Well neither of those things sound concerning for Jorick

[RusalkaRabbit]

Dervish said
I knew it was going to happen.The diabeetus spread faster than I feared.

We better all slow down on the bandwagoning before they have to amputate our limbs!

[Dervish]

Jorick said
Pfft, bandwagons are a natural part of Spam. This is better than the retard jamboree that the place has become lately, at least.

Pyrrhic victory if there ever was one.

RusalkaRabbit said
We better all slow down on the bandwagoning before they have to amputate our limbs!

Too late.

Both of my hands are now hooks.

[Jorick]

Dervish said
Pyrrhic victory if there ever was one.

A Pyrrhic victory is still a victory.

ONWARD TO GLORY!

[Dervish]

Jorick said
A Pyrrhic victory is still a victory.ONWARD TO GLORY!

This goes well with the commie jokes from earlier.

Or the Imperial Guard.



Choose, for courtesy's sake, summary execution or a firing squad of your own men.

[Jorick]

My men are horrible shots. I give myself 50/50 odds of survival if they're the firing squad.

Firing squad it is!

[Dervish]

Rolling a D20, taking stat bonuses into consideration, and...

Well, shit. They all managed to shoot each other. Commissar Jorick escapes unharmed.