Lame Joke

[BrobyDDark]

What do you call a guy named Richard getting married?

Hitchcock.

Hitch: Getting married.

Cock: Another name for penis

Dick: Synonym for cock and also a nickname for someone named Richard.

And thus the joke is ruined, and therefore lame.

Post your jokes here aswell, I guess.

[Kaga]

BrobyDDark said
Dick: Synonym for cock and also a nickname for someone named Richard.

What? I've never heard of "Richard" being shortened into "Dick". How does that even make sense? They don't sound remotely similar. .__.

[KnightShade]

Kaga said
What? I've never heard of "Richard" being shortened into "Dick". How does that even make sense? They don't sound remotely similar. .__.

It's not actually a contraction, everyone called Richard is just a terrible person.

[Doivid]

Kaga said
What? I've never heard of "Richard" being shortened into "Dick". How does that even make sense? They don't sound remotely similar. .__.

what

[BrobyDDark]

Kaga said
What? I've never heard of "Richard" being shortened into "Dick". How does that even make sense? They don't sound remotely similar. .__.

It's not as common as Richie, but it is a name. Apparently came from the English trying to say Richard like the Normans and the r came out like a d. And thus, the Dick rose.

[Dervish]

Kaga said
What? I've never heard of "Richard" being shortened into "Dick". How does that even make sense? They don't sound remotely similar. .__.

How?

That's like... elementary school knowledge.

[Lady Squee]

We have Dicks

[aza]

Kaga said
What? I've never heard of "Richard" being shortened into "Dick". How does that even make sense? They don't sound remotely similar. .__.

Richard
Rich
Rick
DIck

[natsumehack]

Lame.

[Doivid]

Congrats Broby, Kaga is taking the heat off of you for having made this thread. lol

[Lucian]

I was getting into the car with a friend of mine, and I saw a Bumblebee, and I was like, "Hey, look, a Bumble!"

"What the hell is a Bumble?" my friend asked.

I paused for a moment and then said, "What else could a Bumble be?"

We've since cut ties.

EDIT: This is actually a true story, though I added the cutting ties for dramatic effect.

[Barioth]

Bob Saget: "How do you feel about euthanasia?"

Me: "They all look the same to me."

It is funny because I started the joke off with a serious and controversial ethical issue and the punch line is clever because I used a racist stereotype. Laugh.

[Darog the Badger God]

Want a lame joke?

I got one....

What's red, dusty and full of cobwebs?

Madeleine McCann's bike.

[Lucian]

Darog the Badger God said

Never could get on board with the whole "making fun of a child's death/disappearance" thing. I'm not one for too much media coverage either, but the former seems to suggest an unnerving detachment to life.

[Darog the Badger God]

Lucian said
Never could get on board with the whole "making fun of a child's death/disappearance" thing. I'm not one for too much media coverage either, but the former seems to suggest an unnerving detachment to life.

Agreed, I mean comedy is mostly about making fun of misery, but there's something more fucked up about those kinds of jokes though.

[Lucian]

Darog the Badger God said
Agreed, I mean comedy is mostly about making fun of misery, but there's something more fucked up about those kinds of jokes though.

Yeah, I mean, I guess I respect the cleverness of some of those jokes, but the content just doesn't sit right with me. It's like, if you can laugh about that heartily without feeling bad at all, what makes you any better than Azarthes?

[salamimike]

Lucian said
Never could get on board with the whole "making fun of a child's death/disappearance" thing. I'm not one for too much media coverage either, but the former seems to suggest an unnerving detachment to life.

Comedy = Tragedy+Time

[Lucian]

solamelike said
Comedy = Tragedy+Time

I would argue that that's only a certain form of comedy.

[salamimike]

Lucian said
I would argue that that's only a certain form of comedy.

Even black comedy is comedy, right?

[Lucian]

solamelike said
Even black comedy is comedy, right?

I like this quote