AreYouMyMummy

[Cpt Toellner]

Jster said
Cause people think that's how this site makes you popular. You rail on new people until the old people accept you.

Am I cool now Jster?

[Jorick]

Blitzkrieg said
Nobody likes to listen to the reasonable person in the room.

Of course not. That would ruin all their moronic fun.

Jster said
Cause people think that's how this site makes you popular. You rail on new people until the old people accept you.

Ah, right. Unfortunately, they seem not to realize that those who gained popularity through shitting on others did so by being witty and humorous in their attacks and chose targets the majority disliked, rather than just attacking any new person to step foot in Spam. The silly little shits think it was the act of attacking itself that was praised, thus missing the point entirely.

[Joegreenbeen]

I read the tittle and thought to myself, "Lucian, I wish I could be your mommy."

[Barioth]

The Nexerus said
Youth in Asia are the solution.

Part of my favorite racist joke.

[Kaga]

AreYouMyMummy said
Ooo, burn. Not really.

This post. This image.

Mummy I'm sorry but I'm not laughing for the reasons you probably think/hope I am.

[Barioth]

Kaga said
This post. This image.Mummy I'm sorry but I'm not laughing for the reasons you probably think/hope I am.

That line was used in a Rhett and Link rap video, a pretty funny one too.

[Kaga]

Barioth said
That line was used in a Rhett and Link rap video, a pretty funny one too.

That's not why I thought it was funny, though.

[Halo]

Jorick said
Ah, right. Unfortunately, they seem not to realize that those who gained popularity through shitting on others did so by being witty and humorous in their attacks and chose targets the majority disliked, rather than just attacking any new person to step foot in Spam. The silly little shits think it was the act of attacking itself that was praised, thus missing the point entirely.

Wow. Meta.

[KnightShade]

Halo said
Wow. Meta.

Quick, we need to get an oldfag to shit on Jorick's method of shitting on new people for their methods of shitting on newer people.

[Halo]

KnightShade said
Quick, we need to get an oldfag to shit on Jorick's method of shitting on new people for their methods of shitting on newer people.

It's like an abstracted, metaphorical version of The Human Centipede.

[Jorick]

Halo said
Wow. Meta.

Hey, someone caught what I was doing. Good job.

KnightShade said
Quick, we need to get an oldfag to shit on Jorick's method of shitting on new people for their methods of shitting on newer people.

Halo said
It's like an abstracted, metaphorical version of The Human Centipede.

I like this idea. Someone go get Toellner or Sora or someone else who was around before me to come do the honors.

Then we can try to get like.. Kenyi or someone to come in and be a super-oldfag and shit on their stuff.

And then to complete the chain we'll need Mahz to finish it off.

[Halo]

Jorick said
Hey, someone caught what I was doing. Good job. I like this idea. Someone go get Toellner or Sora or someone else who was around before me to come do the honors.Then we can try to get like.. Kenyi or someone to come in and be a super-oldfag and shit on their stuff.And then to complete the chain we'll need Mahz to finish it off.

Your willingness to agree to Sora/Toellner shitting on you, whether metaphorical or not, is deeply revealing.
And is Mahz not the cruel orchestrator of the whole damn scenario? He's the twisted individual stitching us all together.

[Dervish]

Doivid said
Also guys I just saw AreYouMyMummy's posts about freedom dead sinc '08 and Obama being a commie and I think they weren't meant jokingly. If they were, joke's on me.If they weren't, then I might have to accede this point.

Considering what we've witnessed so far, I think we can assume the worst. Subtly, nuisance, and satire aren't exactly things I would expect from them.

[RusalkaRabbit]

AreYouMyMummy said
I like Nat btw.

That says a lot.

[Lucian]

PrimezTime said
Well I wouldn't know. I'm not here enough. So tell yourself whatever so you can sleep better at night.

"I'm way too cool for this forum."

Jster said
Cause people think that's how this site makes you popular. You rail on new people until the old people accept you.

You're looking way too far into this, but I'll go ahead and rebut you anyway,

1)Popularity in Spam has never been my goal. In fact, it's kinda' gross to me that Spam is now a sort of popularity numbers game, where all posts are pretty much measured by how much they'll make everyone remember you. I wasn't attempting some kinda' popularity coup with this thread, I was just making a joke.

2)This is the only new person I've 'railed on' in, like, three years. I've been around for awhile, and I've had plenty of time to attack new people in Spam to get cheap Spamcred if that's what I was after.

Jorick said
Ah, right. Unfortunately, they seem not to realize that those who gained popularity through shitting on others did so by being witty and humorous in their attacks and chose targets the majority disliked, rather than just attacking any new person to step foot in Spam. The silly little shits think it was the act of attacking itself that was praised, thus missing the point entirely.

Now, I expected over analyzation from you, Jorick, and my rebuttal would be redundant at this point, so I'll leave this one alone.

[Halo]

Lucian said
"I'm way too cool for this forum."You're looking way too far into this, but I'll go ahead and rebut you anyway,1)Popularity in Spam has never been my goal. In fact, it's kinda' gross to me that Spam is now a sort of popularity numbers game, where all posts are pretty much measured by how much they'll make everyone remember you. I wasn't attempting some kinda' popularity coup with this thread, I was just making a joke.2)This is the only new person I've 'railed on' in, like, three years. I've been around for awhile, and I've had plenty of time to attack new people in Spam to get cheap Spamcred if that's what I was after.Now, I expected over analyzation from you, Jorick, and my rebuttal would be redundant at this point, so I'll leave this one alone.

haha, u said butt

[Lucian]

Halo said
haha, u said butt

Teeheehahahah I LAFF!

[Halo]

Lucian said
Teeheehahahah I LAFF!

Wait, somebody with your superior intellect and aloofness is capable of laughing at the moronic humour of us plebeian Spam regulars? Those who fight like dogs for every scrap of approval from dear older members like yourself, who look with disdain on our Hunger Games-esque war for popularity? Oh, for shame. You should be vigorously rebutting my poor, uneducated retort to thy pithy, ingenious rebuttal to Jorick's pointless and redundant comments.
Perhaps I'm just being vitriolic here, and it's been established that it's a bad idea for me to post this late at night, but Christ Almighty.

[Drakel]

Halo said
Wait, somebody with your superior intellect and aloofness is capable of laughing at the moronic humour of us plebeian Spam regulars? Those who fight like dogs for every scrap of approval from dear older members like yourself, who look with disdain on our Hunger Games-esque war for popularity? Oh, for shame. You should be vigorously rebutting my poor, uneducated retort to thy pithy, ingenious rebuttal to Jorick's pointless and redundant comments.Perhaps I'm just being vitriolic here, and it's been established that it's a bad idea for me to post this late at night, but Christ Almighty.

Halo... Stahp... You're seeking approval by pointing out an oldfag seeing humor in your attempt of retorting by using ignorant, embarasing and pathetic methods.

Let the people love you for you and flaunt your shit all over spam. Kay? Flaunt it like never before cause you want to throw it in everyone's faces... Enjoy the flaunt. Be the flaunt.

Edit: Oh wait, did we join around the same time? I forgot due to newspam... Maybe... nevermind what I said... let me fix this...

Halo said point

That is a very nice point you got there.

[Lucian]

Halo said
Wait, somebody with your superior intellect and aloofness is capable of laughing at the moronic humour of us plebeian Spam regulars? Those who fight like dogs for every scrap of approval from dear older members like yourself, who look with disdain on our Hunger Games-esque war for popularity? Oh, for shame. You should be vigorously rebutting my poor, uneducated retort to thy pithy, ingenious rebuttal to Jorick's pointless and redundant comments.Perhaps I'm just being vitriolic here, and it's been established that it's a bad idea for me to post this late at night, but Christ Almighty.

You need to calm down.