[IC] SCP Foundation

[Derpestein]

Greens shook the researchers hand firmly, however, he didn't return the smile. "Yes. Yes, we will."

[LesleyDrakken]

Barclay stood at attention. "'Bout time. I don't know any of you guys, but I think I can work with ya."

[User]

"I HOPE SO, i will be calling your shots for a while. NOW GET TO WORK!" he picks up his clip board and follows his partner

[Derpestein]

Greens glanced over at Barclay.

"You heard the guy. Let's get to work on...Whatever the hell it is we're doing."

He paused for a moment.

"I'm calling it Project: Goat."

[User]

Charles stops walking, without looking up "dont call it that, we will decide the name, AND WHY ARNT YOU AT WORK?"

[LesleyDrakken]

For a brief moment, something like a smile or a hint of laughter came over Barclay's face at that suggestion, but then he shook his head and turned around to look at the goat.

"Welp. I'm gonna go get a sandwich until those test subjects get here."

[racoonman]

"Hi I'm Mikhail Makarov, I think I've been assigned here!" Stammered Mikahil as he almost ran into field operatives and researchers heading in the opposite direction. "What's the mission?"

[Derpestein]

"Capturing telekinetic goats that can kill you. That's the mission." Greens scoffed. "I'm Michel Greens, and I never thought that in my life I would have to say that. The goat part." He checked his watch. "Coffee break." He turned and followed Barclay.

[racoonman]

Mikhail should probably have been worried by how little that phased him. "Nice to meet you" Mikhail said quickly, through his thick Russian accent "making coffee is a specialty of mine".

[The Slenderman]

-- Kiba would be wearing scientist glasses as she took some some final checks to a computer mainframe --

[The Slenderman]

-- Kiba would be wearing scientist glasses as she took some some final checks to a computer mainframe --

[User]

Charles checks his PDF and finds that a new recruit has turned up. he jogs back into the room. "no coffee break, we have a goat to catch." he looks down at some notes, "umm Mr makerof, your on watch and kiba, your to be reassigned to my office. NOW GE TO WORK" he sits down at a chair and puts his feet on the table leaning back. he looks up "GO, THE LAB WONT GUARD ITSELF!"

[racoonman]

Already shouted at sighed Mikhail inwardly. The thought that immediately sprung to mind was how does one guard a cybernetic death goat. Mikhail felt that a goat, no matter how telekinetically dangerous, did not understand the concept of punishment, so threatening to shoot it would be futile. Pavlovian training would be much harder as well, given the possibility of instant death. Mikhail's expression became increasingly troubled as he approached the cell.

[Derpestein]

"'We have a goat to catch.' More like a telekinetic death goat that can kill you instantly. In an instant." Greens grumbled. "Where do we find more 2023's, sir?"

[The Slenderman]

-- Kiba would nod in agreement, and she headee to charles office.--

[User]

Derpestein said
"'We have a goat to catch.' More like a telekinetic death goat that can kill you instantly. In an instant." Greens grumbled. "Where do we find more 2023's, sir?"

Charles points his pen to the door, "right down there, don't worry. hes been cleared and is perfectly safe for contact." he knew that wasn't right but the man wasn't allowed to know it was still dangerous "if it tries to go for you, subdue it. we need it alive, even if you die."

[racoonman]

"Do we have a plan for subduing this thing or is it more of a spur of the moment deal?" asked Mikhail. "Has anyone tried shooting a tranquiliser in its neck?". Mikhail had a natural tendency to subordination and as such he was already treating those around him as superiors.

[The Slenderman]

"I would advise 0.43 Miligrams sedativ" kiba said

[User]

"actuky kiba, you should be at work. and no your are not to shoot it at all, we need it unharmed"

[Derpestein]

"That won't work. SCP's aren't exactly known for being super duper friendly, Charles..." Greens scoffed.