[OOC] S.T.A.L.K.E.R.: Critical Mass

[Peik]

I've been to a swamp. It's not a fun experience unless you like spending time alongside creatures that make croaky and crickety sounds.

[SirBeowulf]

But will you answer my question. Are you skeleton jelly?

[Peik]

I am skeleton jelly? I am skeleton jelly

Also, I believe finding each other near Yantar would be fun. For anyone who's interested. Just putting that out there.

[SirBeowulf]

I am Skeelton Nelly!

[Peik]

I've watched that one too many times in the past.

ıt still has the same effect.

We might have our first man-made anomaly here, gentlemen

[SirBeowulf]

Of course, it could just be the triple-post that our faithful GM managed to create that is causing these anomalies.

Scratch that, its started to evolve. Its now gotten to seven.

Mein gott.

[TheMadAsshatter]

Mother fuck! The stupid website crash made me post about 10 more times than I had intended. Guess I should see if I can clean that up. get an admin or mod to clean that up.

[Peik]

I've seen my fair share of double posts and occasionally triple posts, but a decapost is like a bloody unicorn.

[Gephfryee]

That is akin to the rare and majestic unicorn. Also, meeting anywhere near Yantar sounds lovely as there are three, angry, Ukrainian men near me and I can't shoot at close range for shit, so that problem will persist until A. Someone runs out of ammo, B. I get exceptionally lucky and kill them, or C. Someone saves my ass. Also, this picture seems appropriate.

[Peik]

I'd write a post but I'm waiting for the 10x combo to go away.

[SirBeowulf]

I blame the God Damn Swamps for the deca-post.

But hey, at least it tricks others into thinking we have plenty of posts! Also, what happened to being to manually delete your own posts?

[TheMadAsshatter]

Well, the fact that this forum is currently pretty featureless in terms of what users can and can't do. It's been that way since the old forum went down. Anyways, I put up a thread in the support section and I think one of the admins will get on deleting the posts within a few hours.

[TheMadAsshatter]

Alright, problem solved! Let's get back to posting!

[SirBeowulf]

But Boss, we're on our coffee break!

[Peik]

I'm expecting someone to come find me, tbh.

[TheMadAsshatter]

Ehhhh... Well Rickard is in the Northern part of the Old Cordon, Jacob is at the Southern end of the Old Cordon, Aynur is in the Plains somewhere, and Tiberius is already in Yantar, and is currently getting shot at. You might be waiting awhile.

[Peik]

Well, alright then. Looks like I'm going to have to go on solo.

[Peik]

Everyone needs something like an acid trip once in their lives. So did Porfiry.

Also, I believe it'd be more appropriate that he be inside the bunker by the time Tiberius comes banging.

[Gephfryee]

Seems good enough to me. You better be prompt about opening that door, though.

Also, your post was beautiful. I've never seen fuck used so many times in a grammatically correct sentence.

[Peik]

I believe Porfiry will be too busy trying to get himself un-brainfucked.