[OOC] Welcome to Hikari Ryodan Academy

[TheWendil]

Major Ursa said
Oh oh! Also, Toaster is Calculus teacher and school Counselor!

Counselor? Oh lord...does he tell the students to just burn their problems away under a reasonable and decent temperature until turning into a golden crisp brown?

[ERode]

Don't worry, just watch as Val realizes that the gods of the modern world are popstars and idols.

Then he'll launch his own J Pop career, get worldwide acclaim as the Japanese Michael Jackson, have billions of fans everywhere, and then, finally, regain his old powers.

This actually isn't a school RP, but an autobiography of the life of Val, from no-name forgotten Land God to world-famous God of Rock.

[Major Ursa]

Calculus with substitute teacher TOASTAR BEESTEH~!
Toaster: *hops onto front desk* "MORTAL PEONS WORKING TO GAIN SOME SEMBLANCE OF POWER, OPEN YOUR WORTHLESSLY OVERPRICED TEXTBOOKS TO PAGE 334..."
Students: *does as instructed*
Toaster: "..."
Student: "Uhhmmm...so, what next? Do you want us to read the top section, or do the bottom equ--"
Toaster: "RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRR--" *roars and shoots mini particle beam into ceiling, before falling off the desk and onto it's side, KO'd by math*

[Krayzikk]

I think I'd prefer having Toaster for an AP Calculus teacher. He understands the dread and horror of the material.

[ERode]

Toaster for teacher of the year. At least he doesn't moan during sex ed class like a certain teacher.

inb4complaintsfromtheParentAdvisoryCouncil.

[Major Ursa]

ERode said
Toaster for teacher of the year. At least he doesn't moan during sex ed class like a certain teacher.inb4complaintsfromtheParentAdvisoryCouncil.

Aram doesn't moan during Sex-Ed! He moans during cooking class!

[ERode]

He doesn't eat phallic-shaped foods during sex-ed for demonstration purposes? Right then, it seems that I have misjudged him.

[Major Ursa]

No...? Aram uses diagrams, charts, and textbook examples for Sex-Ed. All scientific and professional about it. Cooking class is similar, except he occasionally eats a portion of food in class and moans like--you definitely want to have a bit of what he's having...!

[The 42nd Gecko]

Major Ursa said
No...? Aram uses diagrams, charts, and textbook examples for Sex-Ed. Cooking class is similar, except he occasionally eats a portion of food in class and moans like--you definitely want to have a bit of what he's having...!

Don't forget the movie...

[ERode]

That's so...normal.

[Major Ursa]

The 42nd Gecko said
Don't forget the movie...

LAST. CLASS. Goddamn!

[The 42nd Gecko]

I keep telling everyone that Aram is one of the best most, reliable teachers in the school, and no one believes me.

Of course, unfortunately for me, Val has just established Ninja Janitor as a potential hugging subject for Aram.

[The 42nd Gecko]

Also, looks like Reap called the humans being buddies, and presuming Rachel attaches to the group via Deja and Ninja Janitor via Abraham, it was very well called.

[Krayzikk]

The 42nd Gecko said
I keep telling everyone that Aram is one of the best most, reliable teachers in the school, and no one believes me.Of course, unfortunately for me, Val has just established Ninja Janitor as a potential hugging subject for Aram.

Even Ninja Janitors need hugs.

On the note of all the humans becoming friends; They do indeed seem to have, almost amusingly so. And since Abe intends to track the Ninja Janitor down later to say 'thank you', there is the potential for her assimilation.

[ERode]

The humans are teaming up.

How dangerous. Almost like they're planning a coup, to establish their pro-human, anti-supernatural views.

Do not forget. Val is always watching, no matter where you are.

[Major Ursa]

ERode said
The humans are teaming up.

How dangerous. Almost like they're planning a coup, to establish their pro-human, anti-supernatural views.

Do not forget. Val is always watching, no matter where you are.

Toaster will be there to bite ankles!

[ReaptheMusic]

Major Ursa said
Toaster: *hops onto front desk*Students: *does as instructed*Toaster: Student: "Uhhmmm...so, what next? Do you want us to read the top section, or do the bottom equ--"Toaster: *roars and shoots mini particle beam into ceiling, before falling off the desk and onto it's side, KO'd by math*

*ROFL*

[ReaptheMusic]

wait i thought they were learning to be dawn slayers why the hell do they even need calculus

[ERode]

It's all about the equations, man. Need your math in order to pull off all those fancy world-saving skill shots.

[TheWendil]

ReaptheMusic said
wait i thought they were learning to be dawn slayers why the hell do they even need calculus

You can't hit an enemy without first telling them why they suck at algebra. Brownie points.