[OOC] Rosario X Vampire - The First Year

[vancexentan]

I made The Holy Romuva Empire a reality today from what was the Wendish Empire from a two country duke that was custom made. His son rose to power and became known as the drunk barely a handful of months into office. And his brothers and others got really pissy at him and you don't even know the shit storm that happened in what USED to be Hungary.

[Pyromania99]

Well, if It's my experience in Hungry. . . There is no Hungry. Only a giant civil war.

[vancexentan]

There were two civil wars happening in Hungary at the same time while a crusader was being called on me after I made the HRE go home crying. It failed miserably. I did need to cheat a BIT but it wasn't that bad I just used it to call in my own holy order seeing as the damn crusade had three of it's own and multiple lords. The HRE didn't even contribute what was left of it's minuscule military. The funny thing is BOTH rebels in hungary were on my side during that crusade. It was the hungarian rebels and the Holy Romuva Empire vs. The Pope and his cronies. Hungary used to be uber powerful and I basically leeched off their special event spawn troops to overpower the slavics thanks to marriage ties then they had the bright idea to turn on me personally and I used the COP holy order to force a white peace so I could actually continue playing. Worst part they declined my request for help to join my half brother to do so. I've been trying to do some hellenic stuff but like the aztecs they're so out of luck in europe.

[Pyromania99]

Sounds like a blast.

[vancexentan]

Considering I more or less made the Magyar Hungarians be my meat shield for practically the entire game until I could become a super power rivaling the Italian Holy Roman Empire I would say it was a blast. Too bad my son was the one who did it. My first ruler died at the age of fifty. And his other sons were all better than his first born mostly my fault because I wanted him to be a warrior but he wasn't geared towards that apparently. My guy was a joke practically with subpar stats and the only thing saving him was the fact that he was his father's son and baited the hungarian death stack to continue to murder of the slavic religion. Best marriage I've had in game quite frankly. And the Holy Order of The Choosen of Perkanas are OP as hell. Ten thousand baltic warriors strong I think. They make mince meat of even the Teutonic Order and the Pope's death stacks. Lithuanian Kingdom formed by a guy who isn't even from the Lithuanian culture ftw!

It is sad a man known as the drunk was the one who did all that though while his infinitely better father died at fifty leaving behind what could have been a wash out of the slavic religion.

[Pyromania99]

Vance's impact on history? Drunk conquers great amounts of Europe. Hungry still at civil war! More at 1267.

[vancexentan]

More or less. I don't even think my guy drinks that much I just think people think him so pitifully compared to his father who was declared the wise and rose from a two or three land duke. The only reason the holy roman empire still exists is because I can't declare multiple great holy wars and take germany.

[Pyromania99]

I just wish that the Touhou mod for CK2 didn't

1. Make you get destroyed by whoever happens to reside in Denmark

2. Break every other week because of patches and new DLC

[Jangel13]

@pryo waiting on your reply

[Pyromania99]

I'm waiting for others to post. We still need to get 2-3 people in the classroom.

[TheLonePup]

I'll try to force out a shitty post in a bit

[Pyromania99]

XD Wasn't trying to put anyone on the spot.

[vancexentan]

I DEEPLY apologize for the lack of posting the past few days I've been doing stuff and relaxing after doing so and I haven't been in the right mind to make a decent post so to speak. I just made a rather crappy post in a rangers roleplay just to prove that point.

[Spartan023]

No worries Vance, it happens.

[vancexentan]

It doesn't help that I've been thinking of the green lantern rp I'm in goes down and the star wars one is practically dead I might make a legend of korra semi-canon roleplay. It is basically, this may not happen so just putting that out there, in a different city, no canon characters will be involved but will be mentioned occasionally, and will be in a large city near republic city with equalist remnants fighting it out with bender gangs, and a group of 'revolutionaries' who are under a mysterious bender.

Basically in case you don't follow it's this.

Police/Government vs. Equalist Remnant vs. Bending Gangs vs. Revolutionaries, vs. Misc thugs/corrupt police.

[Pyromania99]

vancexentan said
with equalist remnants fighting it out with bender gangs,

First read it as gender bender. So sue me.

[vancexentan]

Hey if it made you giggle than go ahead and be immature everyone is from time to time. It's like playing tomadachi life.

[Pyromania99]

It made me laugh because it was your post, actually. I never expected you to say that :P

[vancexentan]

Well it was a simple misreading and you got a good laugh no harm done one way or another.

[Jangel13]

uh........im really lost