[OOC] World in Revolution: 1861

[Pepperm1nts]

Byrd Man said
I sent in joint war orders for both of us. Lincoln and Grant have a tag-team match with Davis and Lee on a barge off the coast of Charleston to decide who wins the war once and for all. Spoiler, Sherman comes in with a metal chair at the last moment and knocks Jeff Davis out.

Someone tries to suplex Lincoln, but he is so tall his body begins to act as a sail for the barge, setting it off course and causing several spectators to lose balance and fall into the ocean.

[bigscreech]

Byrd Man said
I sent in joint war orders for both of us. Lincoln and Grant have a tag-team match with Davis and Lee on a barge off the coast of Charleston to decide who wins the war once and for all. Spoiler, Sherman comes in with a metal chair at the last moment and knocks Jeff Davis out.

I'd love to see that

[Byrd Man]

I always love the story of young Lincoln the wrestler beating his opponent in the ring and then shit-talking the rest of the crowd. “I’m the big buck of this lick. If any of you want to try it, come on and whet your horns.”

[AegonVI]

@Nex, sorry. Okay. I'll stop. *cries*

@Byrd, the problem is with that is that I have John Wilkes Booth hiding underneath the deck and he is going to kill Lincoln so that the Southern Cause can rise again or some other delusional reason.

[So Boerd]

Heeeeeey Pasta. With all your troops in Europe, you'd better watch out!

[Byrd Man]

"Booth sets up with his finisher, the Sic Semper Tyrannis Stunner... my god, it took his half his damn head off! Stop the damn match!"

[Pepperm1nts]

Byrd Man said
"Booth sets up with his finisher, the Sic Semper Tyrannis Stunner... my god, it took his half his damn head off! Stop the damn match!"

THE CAGE BROKE - THE RING BROKE!

[AegonVI]

Well doesn't that tend to happen to tyrants a lot, so the comparison and all. Obviously this game's Lincoln isn't a tyrant or he would've died by now.

Also, the IRC still exists if you wanna head there.

[So Boerd]

AegonVI said
Well doesn't that tend to happen to tyrants a lot, so the comparison and all. Obviously this game's Lincoln isn't a tyrant or he would've died by now.Also, the IRC still exists if you wanna head there.

Make it Chatzy and I can.

[The Nexerus]

Should everyone send in another set of war orders?

[Pepperm1nts]

I should ask, how do mini-updates work? Do they just go over existing conflicts? I'm assuming they just update current conflicts and I don't have to send any mini-update-related orders...

[So Boerd]

The Nexerus said
Should everyone send in another set of war orders?

I would assume...

[AegonVI]

Pepperm1nts said
I should ask, how do mini-updates work? Do they just go over existing conflicts? I'm assuming they just update current conflicts and I don't have to send any mini-update-related orders...

War Orders usually make up the Mini-Update, but sometimes it will happen for other things, like the dissolution of the British Monarchy.

[AegonVI]

The Nexerus said
Should everyone send in another set of war orders?

Already did that

[aladdin_sane]

Do we have an up to date death toll for the European War yet?

[Pepperm1nts]

aladdin_sane said
Do we have an up to date death toll for the European War yet?

That'd be interesting to see. I did plan on keeping track of my overall deathtoll (all wars), but obviously I'll be way off in the end since I doubt Ampharos counted when he was in charge of Austria.

[Byrd Man]

I guess go back through the war updates and add them all up. Although I assume not all of the casualties are just deaths. I've been meaning to do that with the ACW, just haven't gotten around to it.

[Dedonus]

305,670 men have died (I have not added the men lost by Japan, China, and Mexico). Or this is what I have in my spreadsheet.

[Pepperm1nts]

That's surprisingly low. I thought the Russians alone had sustained more casualties than that :P

[Pasta Sentient]

Well Britain has only lost 11k so far. France barely 3k I think. The only casualties is really Austria for us.