">Motherfucker! Edgardo did NOT walk in here to be mocked by a bunch of trenchcoat wearing pricks that are trying to be edgier than a goddamn razor blade factory!
>Take a swing, and quickly discover that I am well and truly buttfucked.
>Apparently unarmed combat was hosed from the start, as fists don’t do shit against even the lightest armor, and don’t get damage multipliers.
>Fantastic
>Blow a Spirit point, just to get past his armor, do single digit damage.
>Fucker laughs and stands up “Care to try again, you pathetic wretch?”
>Use Battle Cry, can’t thick of anything so I go with “BANZAI!” and use the rest of my spirit points.
>Nothing. He dodges, draws his sword, and gives an eye-rolling “Disappear!” before he blasts me out of the tavern with sword-lighting-whatever-the-fuck.
>He spends one Spirit for that, and I nearly get one shot, even with a good amount of endurance.
>Fuckin’ what?"
I'm already loving this.
A guy called squid...
