This new generation suckkks

[Griever]

Awson said
I feel like I'm not allowed to feel that way about anything because every previous generation thinks the same thing.

But I'm still like "Yo, this new cast of SNL suckkks," and "Yo, all of these new cartoons suckkk."

"These new teenagers suckkk."

And then the most mock-able "Yo, this new music suckkks."

Meanwhile all of the things I consider to be rad are considered to be suckkky by people who came before me.

I h8

SNL has NEVER been funny tho...

MAD TV > SNL

I challenge anyone to find me 1 hilarious SNL skit. Actually, I challenge anyone to find me 1 SNL skit that makes me smirk.

[Awson]

Griever said
SNL has NEVER been funny tho...MAD TV > SNLI challenge anyone to find me 1 hilarious SNL skit. Actually, I challenge anyone to find me 1 SNL skit that makes me smirk.

No

[Jorick]

idlehands said
AwDon't be such a negative Nelly. Let your inner unicorn out.

That's exactly what I'm doing. What, do you think all unicorns are happy-go-lucky and full of rainbows?

Racist.

[idlehands]

Jorick said
That's exactly what I'm doing. What, do you think all unicorns are happy-go-lucky and full of rainbows?Racist.

Yours looks like it needs to be taken out and shot, what's up with those back legs. Time to sell some meat to the French.

[Card]

idlehands said
Yours looks like it needs to be taken out and shot, what's up with those back legs. Time to sell some meat to the French.

And some glue to the weird kid next door.

[Griever]

Ya tbh Jorick, it's time to euthanize your unicron.

[mbl]

Griever said
SNL has NEVER been funny tho...MAD TV > SNLI challenge anyone to find me 1 hilarious SNL skit. Actually, I challenge anyone to find me 1 SNL skit that makes me smirk.

*knock* *knock*

Candygram

[Jorick]

idlehands said
Yours looks like it needs to be taken out and shot, what's up with those back legs. Time to sell some meat to the French.

Card said
And some glue to the weird kid next door.

Griever said
Ya tbh Jorick, it's time to euthanize your unicron.

Ya'll niggas just jealous of my #swag.

[Drakel]

Jorick said
Ya'll niggas just jealous of my #swag.

No Jorick... Your Unicorn literally has no back legs... And it also kinda looks like a giant running green turd with a red mane glued on... it's clearly sick and wants to die... give it the death it always wanted.

[Antarctic Termite]

I look like a unicorn that's turned into a rocket and is on its way into space.

[Awson]

my unicorn is actually pretty rad tbh

[idlehands]

Awson said
my unicorn is actually pretty rad tbh

You have one of the better formed ones, like mine.

[BrobyDDark]

Griever said
SNL has NEVER been funny tho...MAD TV > SNLI challenge anyone to find me 1 hilarious SNL skit. Actually, I challenge anyone to find me 1 SNL skit that makes me smirk.

And for those of you complaining about Jorick's unicorn's legs being wonky, I want you to play CLOP and only use the K and H keys.

[Griever]

BrobyDDark said

1. I've seen this already, didn't laugh first time I saw it.
2. This isn't actually SNL (SNL is a sketch show performed "live" in New York,) it's a SNL Digital Short, but I'm willing to overlook that because I'm a nice guy.
3. Still not funny, the source material is more comical.

SNL = Still Not Laughing

[Doivid]

Awson said
I feel like I'm not allowed to feel that way about anything because every previous generation thinks the same thing.

But I'm still like "Yo, this new cast of SNL suckkks," and "Yo, all of these new cartoons suckkk."

"These new teenagers suckkk."

And then the most mock-able "Yo, this new music suckkks."

Meanwhile all of the things I consider to be rad are considered to be suckkky by people who came before me.

I h8

This whole thing really pisses me off, tbh.

Like I'm all for criticizing shit for being bad and being discerning, but I feel like a lot of our generation are just quislings who want to jump ship because of how much we're looked down on.

Like guys, have a little more solidarity, and don't ignore our good points.

You should just feel free to say something sucks if it does, but don't toss the babby out with the bathwater.

[Antarctic Termite]

Doivid said don't toss the babby out with the bathwater.

Well what am I supposed to do with this drowned baby corpse then?

[BrobyDDark]

Griever said
1. I've seen this already, didn't laugh first time I saw it.2. This isn't actually SNL (SNL is a sketch show performed "live" in New York,) it's a SNL Digital Short, but I'm willing to overlook that because I'm a nice guy.3. Still not funny, the source material is more comical.

Good points all of them.

[KurtyKool]

I understand where you are coming from, despite being of the "new generation". What you don't realise is that only the minority of the populace have access to popular expression such as the media. As such, the "new generation" that you have encountered makes up roughly 4% of the populace and is composed entirely of half-stoned uni-students. If you look around, you will begin to see younger people not much different from yourself: decently behaved, able to prioritise, etc. If you look even further, you will see the resurgence of the 1920's "well-rounded man". This is important to note: as the new man is somewhat improved from previous models in that he is not sexist or racist. He believes that all races, classes and genders are equal and face similar problems. This has led to youth taking a more civilised approach to life. Teenagers today are more likely to discuss metaphysics and politics than they are violent destruction and nihilism.

[Smiral]

KurtyKool said
I understand where you are coming from, despite being of the "new generation". What you don't realise is that only the minority of the populace have access to popular expression such as the media. As such, the "new generation" that you have encountered makes up roughly 4% of the populace and is composed entirely of half-stoned uni-students. If you look around, you will begin to see younger people not much different from yourself: decently behaved, able to prioritise, etc. If you look even further, you will see the resurgence of the 1920's "well-rounded man". This is important to note: as the new man is somewhat improved from previous models in that he is not sexist or racist. He believes that all races, classes and genders are equal and face similar problems. This has led to youth taking a more civilised approach to life. Teenagers today are more likely to discuss metaphysics and politics than they are violent destruction and nihilism.

get away with your logic and reason

which I assume is in there because lol TL;DR

[KurtyKool]

Smiral said
get away with your logic and reasonwhich I assume is in there because lol TL;DR

It's actually shorter than the original post... (In reading time)