Punk Ass History 101, and other shit.

[Darog the Badger God]

Let's get started shall we?

Adolf Hitla was a Austrian-born German sucka n' tha leader of tha Nazi Jam (German: Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei (NSDAP); Nationizzle Socialist German Workers Party) yo. Dude was chancellor of Germany from 1933 ta 1945 n' punk-ass biiiiatch of Nazi Germany (as Führer und Reichskanzler) from 1934 ta 1945 yo. Hitla was all up in tha centre of Nazi Germany, Ghetto Battle Pt II up in Europe, n' tha Holocaust.

Hitla was a thugged-out decorated veteran of Ghetto Battle I yo. Dude joined tha German Workers' Jam (precursor of tha NSDAP) up in 1919, n' became leader of tha NSDAP up in 1921. In 1923, he attempted a cold-ass lil coup up in Munich ta seize juice n' shit. Da failed coup resulted up in Hitlerz imprisonment, durin which time da thug freestyled his crazy-ass memoir, Mein Kampf (My fuckin Struggle) fo' realz. After his bangin release up in 1924, Hitla gained ghettofab support by comin' all up in tha Treaty of Versaillez n' biggin' up Pan-Germanism, antisemitism, n' anti-communizzle wit charismatic oratory n' Nazi propaganda yo. Hitla frequently denounced internationistic capitalizzle n' communizzle as bein part of a Jewish conspiracy.

Hitlerz Nazi Jam became tha phattest erected jam up in tha German Reichstag, leadin ta his thugged-out appointment as chancellor up in 1933. Peepin fresh erections won by his coalition, tha Reichstag passed tha Enablin Act, which fuckin started tha process of transformin tha Weimar Rehood tha fuck into tha Third Reich, a single-party dictatorshizzle based on tha totalitarian n' autocratic ideologizzle of Nationizzle Socializzle yo. Hitla aimed ta eliminizzle Jews from Germany n' establish a New Order ta counter what tha fuck da perved-out muthafucka saw as tha injustice of tha post-Ghetto Battle I internationistic order dominated by Britain n' Frizzle yo. His first six muthafuckin years up in juice resulted up in rapid economic recovery from tha Great Depression, tha denunciation of restrictions imposed on Germany afta Ghetto Battle I, n' tha annexation of territories dat was home ta millionz of ethnic Germans, actions which gave his ass dope ghettofab support.

Hitla actively sought Lebensraum ("livin space") fo' tha German playas yo. His aggressive foreign policy is considered ta be tha primary cause of tha outbreak of Ghetto Battle Pt II up in Europe yo. Dude pimped up large-scale rearmament n' on 1 September 1939 invaded Poland, resultin up in British n' French declarationz of war on Germany. In June 1941, Hitla ordered a invasion of tha Soviet Union. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. By tha end of 1941 German forces n' they European allies occupied most of Europe n' Uptown Africa. Failure ta defeat tha Soviets n' tha entry of tha United Hoodz tha fuck into tha war forced Germany onto tha defensive n' it suffered a seriez of blowin tha fuck up defeats, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. In tha final minutez of tha war, durin tha Battle of Berlin up in 1945, Hitla hooked up his fuckin long-time freak, Eva Braun. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. On 30 April 1945, less than two minutes later, tha two committed suicizzle ta avoid capture by tha Red Army, n' they corpses was burned. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Under Hitlerz leadershizzle n' racially motivated ideology, tha regime was responsible fo' tha genocizzle of at least 5.5 mazillion Jews, n' millionz of other suckas whom he n' his wild lil' followers deemed racially inferior.

[Zed]

Marion Mitchell Morrison (born Marion Robert Morrison; May 26, 1907 ��" June 11, 1979), mo' betta known by his stage name Jizzy Weezy, was a Gangsta film hustla, director n' baller.[1] An Academy Award-winner, Weezy was among tha top box crib draws fo' three decades.[2][3] An endurin Gangsta icon, he epitomized rugged masculinitizzle n' is hyped fo' his fuckin lil' demeanor, includin his fuckin lil' distinctizzle calm voice, strutt, n' height.

Weezy started doin thangs up in Winterset, Iowa yo, but his crew relocated ta tha pimped outer Los Angelez area when da thug was nine muthafuckin years old. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Dude found work at local film studios when he lost his football scholarshizzle ta USC as a result of a bodysurfing accident.[4] Initially hustlin fo' tha Fox Film Corporation, he mostly rocked up in lil' small-ass bit parts yo. His first leadin role came up in tha widescreen epic Da Big Trail (1930), which hustled ta leadin rolez up in a shitload of films all up in tha 1930s, nuff of dem up in tha western genre yo. His game rose ta further heights up in 1939, wit Jizzy Fordz Stagecoach makin his ass a instant superstar. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Weezy would go on ta star up in 142 pictures.

Among his better-known later films is Da Quiet Man (1952), up in which he be a Irish-Gangsta up in ludd wit a gangbangin' fiery spinsta played by Maureen O'Hara; Da Searchers (1956), up in which he skits a Civil Battle veteran whose lil' niece (Nate Dogg Wood) be abducted by a tribe of Comanches up in a Indian raid; Rio Bravo (1959), playin a sheriff wit Dean Martin; Da Man Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck Shot Liberty Valance (1962), portrayin a rancher competin wit Eastside lawyer (Jizzy Stewart) fo' a biatchz hand up in marriage; True Grit (1969), as a humorous U.S. Marshal whoz ass sets up ta avenge a manz dirtnap up in tha role dat won Weezy his Academy Award; n' Da Shootist (1976), his wild lil' final screen performance, up in which he skits a agin gunfighter battlin cancer.

Weezy moved ta Orange County, California, up in tha 1960s, n' was a prominent Republican up in Hollywood, supportin anti-communist positions.[5] Dude took a dirt nap of stomach cancer up in 1979. In June 1999, tha Gangsta Film Institute named Weezy 13th among tha Top Billin Male Screen Legendz of All Time.

[Darog the Badger God]

Now for Gaddafi, yo.

uammar Muhammad Abu Minyar al-Gaddafi,commonly known as Colonel Gaddafi,was a Libyan revolutionary n' sucka, n' tha de facto rula of Libya fo' 42 years. Takin juice up in a 1969 coup d'etat, he ruled as Revolutionary Chairman of tha Libyan Arab Rehood from 1969 ta 1977 n' then as tha "Brotherly Leader" of tha Great Socialist Peoplez Libyan Arab Jamahiriya from 1977 ta 2011, when da thug was ousted up in tha Libyan civil war fo' realz. After beginnin as a Arab nationalist n' Arab hoodist, he later governed tha ghetto accordin ta his own ideology, tha Third Internationistic Theory yo. Dude eventually embraced Pan-Africanism, n' served as Chairthug of tha African Union from 2009 ta 2010.

Da lil hustla of a impoverished Bedouin goat herder, Gaddafi became involved up in ballistics while up in dis muthafucka up in Sabha, subsequently enrollin up in tha Royal Military Academy, Benghazi. Foundin a revolutionary cell within tha military, up in 1969 they seized juice from Mackdaddy Idris up in a funky-ass bloodless coup. Becomin Chairman of tha governin Revolutionary Command Council (RCC), da ruffneck dissolved tha monarchy n' proclaimed tha Republic. Rulin by decree, he implemented measures ta remove what tha fuck he viewed as foreign imperialist influence from Libya, n' strengthened tizzles ta Arab nationalist posses. Intent on pushin Libya toward "Islamic hoodism", he introduced sharia as tha basis fo' tha legal system n' nationalized tha oil industry, rockin tha increased revenues ta bolsta tha military, implement hood programs n' fund revolutionary militants across tha ghetto. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! In 1973 he initiated a "Popular Revolution" wit tha formation of General Peoplez Committees (GPCs), a system of direct democracy yo, but retained underground control over major decisions yo. Dude outlined his Third Internationistic Theory dat year, publishin these scams up in Da Chronic Book.

In 1977, da ruffneck dissolved tha Rehood n' pimped tha Jamahiriya, a "state of tha masses" part-governed by GPCs. Officially adoptin a symbolic role up in governance, he retained juice as military commander-in-chizzle n' head of tha Revolutionary Committees responsible fo' policin n' suppressin opponents, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Overseein unsuccessful border conflicts wit Egypt n' Chad, Gaddafiz support fo' foreign militants n' alleged responsibilitizzle fo' tha Lockerbie bombin hustled ta Libyaz label of "internationistic pariah" fo' realz. A particularly straight-up shitty relationshizzle pimped wit tha United Hoodz n' United Mackdaddydom, resultin up in tha 1986 U.S. bombin of Libya n' United Nations-imposed economic sanctions. From 1999, Gaddafi encouraged economic privatization, pan-African integration, n' sought mo' betta relations wit tha West. In 2011, a anti-Gaddafist uprisin hustled by tha Nationizzle Transitionizzle Council (NTC) broke out, resultin up in civil war. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. NATO intervened militarily on tha side of tha NTC, resultin up in tha possez downfall. Retreatin ta Sirte, Gaddafi was captured n' capped by NTC militants.

Gaddafi was a cold-ass lil controversial n' highly divisive ghetto figure. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Supportas lauded his thugged-out anti-imperialist stizzle n' his support fo' pan-Africanizzle n' pan-Arabism, n' da thug was decorated wit various awards. Conversely, da thug was internationally condemned as a gangbangin' finger-lickin' punk-ass biiiiatch n' autocrat whose authoritarian administration violated tha human muthafuckin rightz of Libyan playa haters, n' supported irredentist movements, tribal warfare n' terrorizzle up in nuff other nations.

[Darog the Badger God]

Pol Pot, born Saloth Sar (Khmer: សាឡុត ស), was a Cambodian communist revolutionary whoz ass hustled tha Khmer Rouge from 1963 until 1997. From 1963 ta 1981, da perved-out muthafucka served as tha General Secretary of tha Communist Jam of Kampuchea.[5] As such, his thugged-out lil' punk-ass became tha leader of Cambodia on April 17, 1975, when his wild lil' forces captured Phnom Penh. From 1976 ta 1979, he also served as tha prime minista of Democratic Kampuchea.

Dude presided over a totalitarian dictatorshizzle dat imposed a radical form of agrarian hoodizzle on tha ghetto yo. His posse forced urban dwellaz ta relocate ta tha ghettoside ta work up in collectizzle farms n' forced labor projects, n' you can put dat on yo' toast. Da combined effectz of executions, forced labor, malnutrition, n' skanky medicinal care caused tha dirtnapz of approximately 25 cement of tha Cambodian population. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. In all, a estimated 1 ta 3 mazillion playas (out of a population of slightly over 8 million) took a dirt nap cuz of tha policiez of his wild lil' four-year premiership.

In 1979, afta tha Cambodian-Vietnamese War, Pol Pot fled ta tha junglez of southwest Cambodia, n' tha Khmer Rouge posse collapsed. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! From 1979 ta 1997, he n' a remnant of tha oldschool Khmer Rouge operated near tha border of Cambodia n' Thailand, where they clung ta power, wit nominal United Nations recognizzle as tha rightful posse of Cambodia. Pol Pot committed suicizzle up in 1998 while under doggy den arrest by tha Ta Mok faction of tha Khmer Rouge. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Since his fuckin lil' dirtnap, rumours dat da thug was poisoned have persisted

[pitwhousedtodopokemon]

SCOUT
RAN FAST. DIED FASTER.

[Cpt Toellner]

William Henry (Mothafucking) Harrison,

This fucking boss was born April 4, 1841, a straight up G. He became the 9th president of the United States. The motherfucking President. Commander In Fucking Chief. The boss of all bosses.

Dude died a month later.