Hidden 10 yrs ago Post by Holmishire
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There's some app I tried a free trial of because it was already on my computer, some kind of data backup thing. Opened it, looked at what it did, and ignored it, not using any of its features.

After the trial expired, maybe thirty days, I got emails saying "y'all should upgrade" and stuff. (diction modified)

Each email pretended to be an actual person specifically trying to get me to buy their product. So maybe a month later, they offer me a deal; because they value me (and I still haven't thrown any money at them) 70% off, exclusive offer. I'm like wow, thanks for the offer, but no thanks. Keep trying to get me on that deal for a month or so, dozens of emails because I'm too lazy to unsubscribe. And finally, they give in, and give me a new offer. 1$.

So, apparently, their tactic is to track customers, and lower prices as much as needed for each specific customer depending on how long it takes them to respond. All these exclusive offers may be automated, but they are hidden.

You have to sit there and ignore them completely, then they'll just throw whatever they can at you.

Actually, a pretty good business plan, except that I actually don't want their product.
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As if anyone would have to convince me to buy chocolate.
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I am impressed and appalled at this.

It's creepy that someone was willing to do this, and I'm kinda pissed I didn't think of it myself.
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Once the price got down to $1, I would've just caved.

Anyone determined enough to bring the price down that far deserves my pocket change, at least.
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Look's like their following Steam's "Drop it as low as you can" summer sale policy.
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Honored Brother said
Look's like their following Steam's "Drop it as low as you can" summer sale policy.


It's like commercial limbo.
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Honored Brother said
Look's like their following Steam's "Drop it as low as you can" summer sale policy.


If only Steam would send me these kinds of emails.
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Holmishire said
If only Steam would send me these kinds of emails.


"We've noticed you have not bought the full premium edition of Team Fortress 2. Because of this, we are willing to sell you the Orange Box, a compilation of all your favorite Valve games including Half-Life 2, Left 4 Dead and Portal for the low price of $1. Please consider this proposal."
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