Cpt Toellner said
I more wanted her quote in there as well as the others, hoping that you'd get the picture. But I can change it if it would please KB, Minister of Internet Terminology.
Now there's a position I could get behind
I would fully accept this grand vocation and all of the duties and obligations that come with it
Well, depending on what my abilities actually were
It'd get rather boring if I was just the glorified cousin of the grammar nazi
No, in undertaking this position, I'd want the ability to delete internet terminologies from existence
I mean, I am the grand overlord of the internet terminology, I have my rights
Just imagine a world where nobody could use "XD" ever again, imagine a universe where nobody had the slightest idea what a fucking doge was, what if not a single soul had ever used "-ception" as a suffix to describe things being within similar things
My god that last one is so goddamn irritating. I didn't even like that movie, but come the fuck on people. Inception was the planting of an idea in a person's subconscious to affect their behavior, it had not a single damn thing to do with things being within similar things and you are hurting me everything you think you're being clever by shouting "BOWLCEPTION". Fuck you and everything you stand for.
I think there was supposed to be a point in there somewhere, but it got lost among the sea of whiny bitching. That happens sometimes.
