Holy Effing Shit

[NotAMouse]

So

Apparently in '98, a girl with NO WORKING LADYBITS (read: no vagina) got pregnant after she gave oral sex to her boyfriend and got a stab wound in her stomach from an ex-lover.

not even fucking kidding

[Rare]

my face and reaction when I read the link

[Lady Squee]

'88.

[ActRaiserTheReturned]

What the fuck real life? WHAT THE FUCK?

This is a Youtube video of Cyanide and Happiness, not something that's supposed to happen.

[Antarctic Termite]

From what I'm reading here, it looks like the pregnancy delayed some serious problems that she would have had if her uterus had continued to shed lining without the material being able to escape. Not that a knife wound, unexpected pregnancy and caesarean aren't huge problems by themselves (at that age too), or that the accumulating blood wouldn't have had to be addressed later on, but it's worth noting.

This is just fascinating all-round.

E: Also,

Article said ... Doctors delivered a healthy baby boy via Caesarean ... Whatever the true story of the woman, and her now grown son ...

Glad to know they both seem to have made it through this OK.

[Awson]

So now women have a good excuse not to swallow.

"Sorry boo, I don't wanna get pregnant in the off chance that I get stabbed any time soon."

[Gwazi Magnum]

You mean the sperm wasn't already digested enough to not be able to work?
I'm going to expect whatever kid get's born from this to have some serious birth defects.

Nevermind, said that just by looking at the article name (was feeling to tired to read atm, but I had to stay up for something regardless so I figured I should give it a better peek while waiting).

Apparently sperm really is hardy... cause the kid was apparently healthy.

[Aragorn]

SCIENCE

[Larfleeze]

[idlehands]

Life, uh, finds a way.

[Awson]

idlehands said
Life, uh, finds a way.

[Dervish]

idlehands said
Life, uh, finds a way.

I am ashamed I didn't think of this.

[PrimezTime]

Hey she really finds a way to duck herself. Duck auto correct!