[OOC] ★Two Sides of the End☆

[Hawlin]

Being 4'5, they'd need to be pretty strong to measure on par. I guess it would make sense though. All metaphysicality considered.

Well, idk if Clark knows French, so chalk that one off the list of worries >_>

[Zombehs]

ERode said That's a lot of people he's cooking for though. Literally, he'll be more like Gordon Ramsay than Santa Claus. He could be ONE of the cooks though, considering it seems like everyone has a skill for cooking. Or, at least, the majority.

Clark must be the type of person to go read private diaries and steal underwear as well then. The Phantom Panty Thief of Risen.

Really? 7 people isn't all that much, although it would probably take him a few hours.

I doubt he'd be cooking for everybody at once either. He'd be more of a, "Oh I can found some nice ingredients. Don't really know how to cook them so I'll go find Clark to do it for me," guy.

And please, he's 18. Panties don't excite him anymore unless it's catching a glimpse when they're being worn. Wait, what?

As for diaries? Maybe if he dislikes the person enough. Blackmail is always funny.

Hawlin said Well, idk if Clark knows French, so chalk one off the list of worries >_>

Hence tablets with translation apps. :DDD

Hawlin said Keepa would super appreciate cooking lessons as well as a study partner...

Probably wouldn't mind, though his schedule would also probably be a finicky. He'd probably be willing if Keepa found him after school, but outside of it, it'd be dependent on his mood really.

Anderiel said You opened that lockbox? I feel bad for you. Scary photos in there.

How scary? Creepypasta scary?

[Anderiel]

Scary enough that if you were Cath's friend, you'd look at her a whole lot differently. These pictures make creepypasta look like Berenstain Bears.

[Zombehs]

Anderiel said Scary enough that if you were Cath's friend, you'd look at her a whole lot differently.

Sounds like a p-p-p-p-plot point.

[ERode]

That's only the after party though, Zombehs. Making a concert happen requires a lot of hands. Hardwork, mang. XD

But hm...so a cook-for-hire? In a school where you can buy ready-to-made food?

Here's what the relationships look like so far though.

Cath and Katsuo live in a treehouse together, as payment for Cath giving Ashita singing lessons.

Ashita also gets acrobatics training from Keepa, in exchange for being able to molest her.

Keepa and Zombehs are study buddies, with occasional cooking lessons together?

[Hawlin]

Keepa wouldn't...
RUDE doesn't even begin to...
...
Its a doll!
>_>
<_<
It gots no jibblies, how would it even work?
How is a 'her'?
>_>
<_<
Ah, why not~ jc

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And uouff, Clark. I'm going to teach you how to make scrambled eggs in a coffee cup so poorly.

[ERode]

Well...there's more than one way to do R-rated stuff. And you did say that she was very interested in the body of a little girl...:3

[Click This]

Zombehs said
Clark would function as people's chef? He doesn't mind cooking and it'd probably be cheaper for the scrubs, of which there is a lack of in this group save for himself, who aren't great at fighting for bigger stipends.He could have opened Catheryn's memento fairly easy as long as it was kept at some place considered "home".Aislinn drags him along for his breaking in powers to get vengeance on other people?

Vengeance? Nah, for intel, of course.

[Zombehs]

ERode said That's only the after party though, Zombehs. Making a concert happen requires a lot of hands. Hardwork, mang. XD
But hm...so a cook-for-hire? In a school where you can buy ready-to-made food?
Keepa and Zombehs are study buddies, with occasional cooking lessons together?

What? He might help out for cooking at the concert, but yeah there's no way he's going to cook everything by himself if there's even food at the concert.

He's mostly going to help out his friends if they need it. And yeah, considering the school ends at 3PM so dinner is a thing, and it only gives one serving which might not be enough for growing teens and what not.

Click This said Vengeance? Nah, for intel, of course.

Mah. Same difference, someone just screwed over in the end.

[Anderiel]

As for Cath's and Santa's relationship, meat-cooking + free goody bags.. She'd probably bother him a lot, not as much of a mooch but more the fact that she can be fed by him and worry less about needing currency for buying things.

Totally not using him or anything.. She's just your average freeloader.

[Zombehs]

Anderiel said As for Cath's and Santa's relationship, meat-cooking + free goody bags.. She'd probably bother him a lot, not as much of a mooch but more the fact that she can be fed by him and worry less about needing currency for buying things.

Totally not using him or anything.. She's just your average freeloader.

She'd better get used to disappointment then.

Cause he'll probably have no issue with giving her coal at times after saying something like, "Oh nice!"

Or actually having something nice to eat at other times. Depends on the RNG. Probably going to use something like invisiblecastle for it, unless it's GM dictated.

Dunno, something like this?
First roll is for category (Medicine:Odd, Food:Even, 101: Random)
Second roll is to determine if magical or not. 1 means yes.
Third roll is for price category/magical capability. 0-50 is relatively cheap/minor effects. 51-80 is a fair bit expensive/pretty damn magical. 81-95 is luxury goods tier/full restore level. 96-100 is whatever the fuck you want/Invulnerability potion.
Fourth roll is used if food. 0-25 is Grains. 26-50 are vegetables. 51-70 means meat. 70-90 gives you dairy. 91-100 gives you Junk food.

[Hawlin]

ERode said
Well...there's more than one way to do R-rated stuff. And you did say that she was very interested in the body of a little girl...:3

Well I guess I can't go back on words I didn't mean. Although Keepa is quite ladylike and would never...ugh them nails in the coffin ~_~
I feels them. The pounding makes it hard to focus on anything not related to considering backpedaling at full speed...

[Anderiel]

Me and RNGsus are pals, I feel the odds are in my favor.

Nonetheless, she'd still like Clark because there's "A chance of something good." therefore, she'd use him like a slot machine.

"Clark, can I try my odds today?"

"No, leave me alone."

"I'm feeling lucky, maybe instead of coal it'll be a solid gold ingot."

[Zombehs]

Anderiel said
Me and RNGsus are pals, I feel the odds are in my favor.
Nonetheless, she'd still like Clark because there's "A chance of something good." therefore, she'd use him like a slot machine.
"Clark, can I try my odds today?"
"No, leave me alone."
"I'm feeling lucky, maybe instead of coal it'll be a solid gold ingot."

"That's not how my Xeno works."

"As far as you know."

[Anderiel]

Zombehs said
"That's not how my Xeno works.""As far as you know."

There's edible gold, I think I read that somewhere.

As for Aislinn, Cath would probably feel some connection to her since their divine spirits are similar, and Keepa too.

[Psyker Landshark]

Helena hangs around Aislinn and Juno to make sure certain people (read: Keepa) don't molest the doll? Not out of any moral obligation, of course, but seeing Keepa get denied is funny to her.

[Zombehs]

Anderiel said
There's edible gold, I think I read that somewhere. As for Aislinn, Cath would probably feel some connection to her since their divine spirits are similar, and Keepa too.

Right, gold leaf. Fairly worthless though, if pretty. Wouldn't be drawn out either as it's purpose was decoration rather than being eaten.

[Click This]

Juno would probably find it more annoying. :D

[Hawlin]

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[Psyker Landshark]

Click This said
Juno would probably find it more annoying. :D

Fuck, I meant Juno. Mixed names up, I'm an idiot.