"Ladies and Gentlemen, has everyone been served?" Val stopped near the head of the table with a pitcher still in hand and assessed the situation for a moment before nodding. "Good. Now, I have a few announcements to make."
"I'm sure that by now, you are all aware of the reason why you are here. In case there is anyone who is not, I shall summarize: You are all here because of a rumor. Merely a few words floating around before finding a home in this, our current present. Of course, that sounds the same as an incantation, doesn't it?" The butler handed off the pitcher to another servant and took a moment to muse over the statement, the same oddly cheery grin he had worn for most of the morning on his face. "Yes, well, I'm certain you know where this is going: Ladies and Gentlemen, I'd like to announce that those rumors were all true."
"...Except for a few certain details."
The cheery man held up one finger to draw attention to the fact. "However, if you know the rumors, then surely you know that we can't just tell you what parts to believe. So, it's important that the truth be found for yourselves. Unfortunately," He turned both hands up and gave a shrug, "It would appear that I have misplaced a few important things that are necessary for the house functions. I must apologize; I will have to leave you to your own devices for a short time, Young Masters, Young Madam."
"While I am out, however," he flicked his wrist to reveal a slip of paper and rested it on the table near Marlix, "I took the liberty of having a few things prepared so as to keep you out of trouble until I can return. Do what you wish with it, but I recommend that you keep messes to a minimum if possible. The staff is already quite busy today." Sliding the slip of paper next to the eldest brother, the butler stepped away from the table and bowed. "Young Master Marlix has the key in case of the worst, but I'm sure you can manage. I will be taking my leave now, but I shall return before supper for certain. I hope to see the establishment still standing by then."
With the announcement complete, Val turned to leave the room while the other continued their meal. Yes...this would hopefully go very well. If not, though...oh well. He had seen enough to be prepared.