You wake up in bed with the avatar above you

[Drakel]

I'm okay with this...

[Antarctic Termite]

Suddenly, I recall the Hobbit scene in which Smaug wakes up to the presence of Bilbo in his hoard, except this time round Smaug winks and says 'Ohay there bby ;) ;)'.

[Queen Raidne]

Bleghackpfth! Gross!

[K-97]

[Meth Quokka]

What the fuck happened last night?

[Antarctic Termite]

Uh... Hey there. How drunk was I? No, no, on second thoughts I don't think I want to know.

Queen Raidne said Bleghackpfth! Gross!

[Crimson Flame]

Um... no. *Leaves room*

[Slingshot]

You wanna go again?

[K-97]

You don't happen to have an extraterrestrial STDs now?

[slint]

I'd let Bateman hit this

[Ekirei]

Noice

[Slingshot]

[Fisk]

Last night was... Quite the adventure, I see.

[Slingshot]

That was for Slint! Get out of here! They're mine!

[Queen Raidne]

Do you always wear that hat, or was last night the exception?

[Slingshot]

[Queen Raidne]

Always, then. Right. Let's not do this again.

[Crayt]

Let's have a cup of coffee and discuss whether it was worth it. Also, let's laugh at whoever is next.

[BrobyDDark]

Who said eating unicorn meat after doing unmentionable things with it is unhealthy has never met me. *loads a shotgun*

[Crimson Flame]

*Gasps, slaps you across the face, then leaves the room*