[OOC] Blood Act I~ Ghosts of the Past

[Rtron]

The Irish Tree said
FLY DEER, RUN NOW AND NEVER LOOK BACK!NO, DON'T TAKE THE BUS, IT'S HEADING TO DEATH PLACE! PEOPLE DIE THERE!

Did someone request a....



BOOMSTICK!??!?

[Lucius Cypher]

You KNOW I'm going to throw that on the grill!

[The Irish Tree]

Rtron said
Did someone request a....BOOMSTICK!??!?

Lucius Cypher said
You KNOW I'm going to throw that on the grill!

Shhhh, it's safe in here Mr. Deer, nobody can see us.
I hope.

[Rtron]

The Irish Tree said
Shhhh, it's safe in here Mr. Deer, nobody can us. I hope.

...You know the dump truck is coming today, in like five minutes, right?

*Picks up boomstick* Come out deery...

[The Irish Tree]

Rtron said
...You know the dump truck is coming today, in like five minutes, right? *Picks up boomstick* Come out deery...

I know what must be done.
So, you wanna compare boomsticks then?
I'd be willing.


Your move Tron. Let the Deer go free, and this doesn't have to get uglier than me.

[Rtron]

The Irish Tree said
I know what must be done.So, you wanna compare boomsticks then?I'd be willing.Your move Tron. Let the Deer go free, and this doesn't have to get uglier than me.

*Whistles*



I still think mine's bigger. Hand over the deer.

[Asura]

The Irish Tree said
No Free. Ronald is the robots.Also, screw you Free. Now I'm hooked on Fire Emblem Awakening and keep tripping over Eliwood's freaking swords. WHY DID HE HAVE SO MANY?

You're welcome.

Why is artillery battle over deer when magic?

[The Irish Tree]

Rtron said
*Whistles*I still think mine's bigger. Hand over the deer.

B-But he's my only friend...We served in the WAR together MAN. ONE OF MY ROOTS GOT BLOWN OFF AND HE DRAGGED ME BACK, YOU DON'T JUST LEAVE BEHIND SOMEONE WHO WOULD DO THAT FOR YOU!
I AIN'T QUITTING, TILL THE DEER GOES FREE!

[Rtron]

Asura said
Why is artillery battle over deer when magic?

Shh. We haven't reached that stage of the war yet.

....I stand corrected.

[Rtron]

The Irish Tree said
B-But he's my only friend...We served in the WAR together MAN. ONE OF MY ROOTS GOT BLOWN OFF AND HE DRAGGED ME BACK, YOU DON'T JUST LEAVE BEHIND SOMEONE WHO WOULD DO THAT FOR YOU!I AIN'T , TILL THE DEER GOES FREE!

HE WAS JUST EATING YOUR LEAVES!

Hand. Over. THE DEER!!

[The Irish Tree]

Rtron said
HE WAS JUST EATING YOUR LEAVES!Hand. Over. THE DEER!!

Y̡̙͉̾̿o̺̗̦̜̱̺̼͗͊͟u̐ͣͫ̒̇̾ͪͤ͢҉̖͖͇̱̫̖͢ ̻̝̺̿͂ͫ͛̑̈́̈a͇̯̖̺̥͐̂̓͗ͮ́ͬ̀î̵͙̯̞̮͓̠͈ͩ̾̄̐ͪͥ̇ṋ̖͖ͨ͋̇ͪ̂͟'̸̶̙̫̪͋̑͑͞t̸͖̩͔̀̾̎̄ͭ́ͮ̈ ̺͈͇̲̪̦̤͑͌́̏͆t͉̹̃ͥͥͧ̅͗͒͝ǎ̭̟͇̪̣̤͎̣̟̋͂k̙̠̱͍̙͊ͭͫ̍ͬ͠i̺̞̝͊ͬ͊ͥ̓͊̀͠n̡͍͈͔̙̘̽g̶͕̦̘̺̱ͬ̅̃͟͝ ̵̮̠̗̗͔̬́͑̒̉ͨ͜h̨̦̠̘̯̳̮̣́͆̓̾ͧ̑͒̕í̠̞͓̣̙̜͕̥̏ͨ͋̔ͥ́m̽ͫ͌ͤ̈́̉҉̤̩̳̪̥̬̥͢͡.̨̫̪̥͍̭͈͙ͭ̏̇ͫͦͮ

[Rtron]

The Irish Tree said
You ain't taking him.

I am. Actually.



My friend Paul Bunyan says so. Hand over the deer, or be turned into firewood.

[The Irish Tree]

Rtron said
I am. Actually. My friend Paul Bunyan says so. Hand over the deer, or be turned into firewood.

Tron, didn't you get the memo?

I became a Paladin.
You can't justice me, even with a blue minotaur and a man not wearing pants. FOR YOU SEE!
I HAVE NEVER WORN PANTS IN MY LIFE!

[Rtron]

The Irish Tree said
Tron, didn't you get the memo?I became a Paladin.You can't justice me

I can, actually.

For I am Judge, Jury, and Executioner. I am the thing fighting for order in the Chaos.



I AM THE LAW!

[The Irish Tree]

Rtron said
I can, actually. For I am Judge, Jury, and Executioner. I am the thing fighting for order in the Chaos.I AM THE LAW!

Stand down Judge, investigations have concluded this deer to be innocent, further attempts to apprehend the innocent will result in penalization, and possible sentencing in the Isocube.

[Rtron]

THE LAW HAS BEEN COMPROMISED!

ACTIVATE ORDER 67!



THE DEER MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO LIVE!

[Freeshooter92]

I am the bugle.

[The Irish Tree]

Rtron said
THE LAW HAS BEEN COMPROMISED! ACTIVATE ORDER 67!THE DEER MUST NOT BE ALLOWED TO LIVE!

Don't you get it yet Tron?
You've been the deer the whole time.

[Rtron]

The Irish Tree said
Don't you get it yet Tron?You've been the deer the whole time.

No. I'm a deer. But not The deer. That one will die in about three...

*Fires everything he has. Deer disappears in a fine red mist*

THere we go....

*Glances around in new fine red mist form.* Any thing else!?

[The Irish Tree]

Rtron said
No. I'm deer. But not . That one will die in about three...*Fires everything he has. Deer disappears in a fine red mist*THere we go....

Congratulations, you just gave rise to the universe's one and only Psionic God-Space-Deer.He can now open cans with his BRAIN!
Oh, and he threw some tomatoes into the missles to make you feel better.
The End.

So uh, why do you want to kill the deer anyway?