Seeing the Ork raise his Shoota, Takahara pushed against the Choppa, bending the Axel Blade back into its raygun formation and unloading at the ork as well. If he could figure out how to free up a hand, he could probably end this a bit sooner. Under his suits, the tie was loosening... until eventually it came off all together.
"THAT MEANS YOU DON'T USE FLASHBANGS IN A BARFIGHT YOU SHIT-EATING GROT! MELEE COMBAT ONLY! THAT'S HOW PEOPLE WITH A SPINE SETTLE SHIT IN THESE PLACES! BUT NO, YOU'RE THE KIND OF LITTLE BITCH THAT WHIPS OUT A GUN AND FLASH GRENADES!"
Not bothering to dodge, he reached down to the knife on his belt, bringing it down three times, even as the bullets hit him. Sparks and occasional flecks of blood began flying from his suit, but by now, the tie was off- the civil accountant had given way to salaryman venting all his frustrations. And dear lord did he have a lot of them.
FIFTEEN SPARKING! RIOT RAIMENT SPARKING!"THERE ARE RULES OF ENGAGEMENT! AND I'M GOING TO BEAT THEM INTO YOUR EMPTY SKULL, BEFORE I SEND YOUR ASS BROKEN AND BLEEDING TO EXPLAIN THEM TO YOUR DEAD ORK GODS!"
With that, Takahara leapt skyward, flipping over mid-air just below the ceiling. A tremendous purple skull formed around his right foot as he fell forward, attempting to plant it on the ork's face.
"RIDER KICK!"
OsakaIn a mid-price range hotel in the heart of Osaka, a young lady sat on the bed watching TV. This was Kayoko, the live-in girlfriend of the Hero: ASTRO FIGHTER- SUNRED! Her cell beeped away as she pulled it out of her pocket.
"Hi, this is Kayo- Ah, Vamp! Yes, the vacation is lovely! Even HE's enjoying the time off. Hm? ...Where would I hide a secret base if I were a hero? Probably something inconspicuous, like a hairdresser, or a pizzeria, or a bakery. Hey, you aren't giving up the world domination thing are you? I don't think he could take it if you retired. Is that so? Oh, how charming! It's so nice to have friends. Oh, that's him now! Bye Vamp! Have fun with your scheme!"
Evil Army Florsheim Base of Operations, Mitakihara cityThe man in the purple robe, who had convinced Takahara to form Shocker+ in the first place, stood in a darkened room before his henchmen. Spear and shield in hand, he chuckled wickedly.
"Muhuhu... As the sovereigns of order in this world of chaos, we, the Evil Army Florsheim, have been personally chosen by Takahara for a dark task..."
"To ensure the continued subjugation of this world!"
Shouted a humanoid pterodactyl as a spotlight focused on it."SUBJUGATE! SUBJUGATE!"
Howled a tremendous wolfman, brimming with muscles."To create a world where humans and monsters can live together!" Two monsters-
a lion decked out like a samurai and an armored tiger- spoke in turn. "And to ensure that heroes do not stand in the way of this society of peace!"
"This, we shall accomplish, as members of the Florsheim Mitakihara Branch! But first..."
The lights flickered on, revealing the monsters to be standing around in aprons. It seemed they were still getting... whatever this business was setup. The werewolf monster was moving around a large oven while the lion and tiger swept out the front. The pterodactyl had just finished washing her hands.
"General Vamp, it might be best to get the word out. You know, before we actually open, make sure we'll have customers."
"Ah, that's a good idea Dolgon! Hm... but everyone here's a bit busy. Ah! I've got it! Usacots... I have a mission for you!"
SALLY FORTH! ANIMAL SOLDIERS!The Florsheim Animal Soldiers, Stuffed Animal-Type Monsters! The mighty Usacots! The fearsome Devilcat! The mechanical wonder P-Chan! And the psychotic Hell Wolf! Designed to use their innocent appearance and demeanor to kidnap children, General Vamp eventually came to the realization that kidnapping children tended to worry the parents. Now they were part of the regular rotation of monsters that fought against Sunred. Today, however, they were traveling around town putting up flyers for the new Florsheim Bakery that would serve to mask their operations in this world!