[OOC] Massive Multiversal Crossover

[Earnest Evans]

I... okay, gotta remember the basic rules of alternate universes. Gotta remember that not everything inspired the Bible is 1:1 translation of all Biblical accounts. Alright, yeah. This universe's Adam was God's buddy and advisor, and Lilith was the first female human, and Eve just kinda showed up, and then stuff happened and now Adam is a Stand being hunted by his ghost wife.

[Lmpkio]

I... okay, gotta remember the basic rules of alternate universes. Gotta remember that not everything inspired the Bible is 1:1 translation of all Biblical accounts. Alright, yeah. This universe's Adam was God's buddy and advisor, and Lilith was the first female human, and Eve just kinda showed up, and then stuff happened and now Adam is a Stand.

@Earnest Evans

I know. I made this character on another forum that I go on, just to get him in asap with a story to it. If it feels complicated or doesn't have enough story to it, I might come back to it one day and add more to it.

[IncredibleBee]

How can Adam do any advising if he's running away from his ex for literally all eternity? Why does the omniscient God need an adviser in the first place? If Adam's buddy with God, why doesn't God just make Lilith stop?

[Flamelord]

I... okay, gotta remember the basic rules of alternate universes. Gotta remember that not everything inspired the Bible is 1:1 translation of all Biblical accounts. Alright, yeah. This universe's Adam was God's buddy and advisor, and Lilith was the first female human, and Eve just kinda showed up, and then stuff happened and now Adam is a Stand being hunted by his ghost wife.

@Earnest Evans

Sounds like a nation game I was in, where I made a religion by bastardizing the Bible, Nasuverse Arthurian legend, and Joan d'Arc. Jeshua (Female Jesus), will return in the Second Coming. With Caliburn She shall rend the Earth in two. Those worthy will ascend to eternal paradise in Avalon, those not will burn in Hell for all eternity.

[FujiwaraPhoenix]

I... okay, gotta remember the basic rules of alternate universes. Gotta remember that not everything inspired the Bible is 1:1 translation of all Biblical accounts. Alright, yeah. This universe's Adam was God's buddy and advisor, and Lilith was the first female human, and Eve just kinda showed up, and then stuff happened and now Adam is a Stand being hunted by his ghost wife.

@Earnest Evans

Sounds like a nation game I was in, where I made a religion by bastardizing the Bible, Nasuverse Arthurian legend, and Joan d'Arc. Jeshua (Female Jesus), will return in the Second Coming. With Caliburn She shall rend the Earth in two. Those worthy will ascend to eternal paradise in Avalon, those not will burn in Hell for all eternity.

@Flamelord

Uh... No comment. Actually, I lied. That sounds amusing as all hell. Were the scriptures for the thing just as out there?

[Flamelord]

I... okay, gotta remember the basic rules of alternate universes. Gotta remember that not everything inspired the Bible is 1:1 translation of all Biblical accounts. Alright, yeah. This universe's Adam was God's buddy and advisor, and Lilith was the first female human, and Eve just kinda showed up, and then stuff happened and now Adam is a Stand being hunted by his ghost wife.

@Earnest Evans

Sounds like a nation game I was in, where I made a religion by bastardizing the Bible, Nasuverse Arthurian legend, and Joan d'Arc. Jeshua (Female Jesus), will return in the Second Coming. With Caliburn She shall rend the Earth in two. Those worthy will ascend to eternal paradise in Avalon, those not will burn in Hell for all eternity.

@Flamelord

Uh... No comment. Actually, I lied. That sounds amusing as all hell. Were the scriptures for the thing just as out there?

@PKMNB0Y

Pretty much yeah. It was based in a world after a Mongolwank allowed said Mongols to conquer.....Europe, North Africa, India, Indonesia. This was after the wank and the Empire was collapsing, so with the destruction of all real knowledge of Pre-Mongol European history, we had to make stuff up based on folklore and rumors. And thus the Holy Kingdom of Arcadia was born

[Raineh Daze]

I... okay, gotta remember the basic rules of alternate universes. Gotta remember that not everything inspired the Bible is 1:1 translation of all Biblical accounts. Alright, yeah. This universe's Adam was God's buddy and advisor, and Lilith was the first female human, and Eve just kinda showed up, and then stuff happened and now Adam is a Stand being hunted by his ghost wife.

@Earnest Evans

Sounds like a nation game I was in, where I made a religion by bastardizing the Bible, Nasuverse Arthurian legend, and Joan d'Arc. Jeshua (Female Jesus), will return in the Second Coming. With Caliburn She shall rend the Earth in two. Those worthy will ascend to eternal paradise in Avalon, those not will burn in Hell for all eternity.

@Flamelord

Uh... No comment. Actually, I lied. That sounds amusing as all hell. Were the scriptures for the thing just as out there?

@PKMNB0Y

Pretty much yeah. It was based in a world after a Mongolwank allowed said Mongols to conquer.....Europe, North Africa, India, Indonesia. This was after the wank and the Empire was collapsing, so with the destruction of all real knowledge of Pre-Mongol European history, we had to make stuff up based on folklore and rumors. And thus the Holy Kingdom of Arcadia was born

@Flamelord

Suddenly, alt history terminology!

[Rin]

I... Uh... ...I don't want to ask how Mongolians masturbating allowed them to conquer the world do I.

[Lmpkio]

How can Adam do any advising if he's running away from his ex for literally all eternity? Why does the omniscient God need an adviser in the first place? If Adam's buddy with God, why doesn't God just make Lilith stop?

@IncredibleBee

Yeah I got some things to work on. Again, this was basically a quicky to get myself into a RP onto another RP. I'll go back to it and revise things. Hell in addition I'm also in a state deciding if God and Satan would even BE in the RP on another forum. So its all a bit of a mess. Sorry about all this. As for the rest of you guys, I will add characters that will not relate with the religion characters I plan for until the whole backstory of mine is finished period.

[Flamelord]

I... Uh... ...I don't want to ask how Mongolians masturbating allowed them to conquer the world do I.

@Rin

Not the entire world. Just Eurasia. And North Africa. The Americas were totally undiscovered because people got better things to do. And as Raineh said, it's alt history terminology. It's not actually them doing that, it's just...how they would look if someone who was decided to write an original history of the Mongol Empire

[Rin]

I... Uh... ...I don't want to ask how Mongolians masturbating allowed them to conquer the world do I.

@Rin

Not the entire world. Just Eurasia. And North Africa. The Americas were totally undiscovered because people got better things to do. And as Raineh said, it's alt history terminology. It's not actually them doing that, it's just...how they would look if someone who was decided to write an original history of the Mongol Empire

@Flamelord

...Oh, so it's because it seems masturbatory I guess? ^^; I suppose that makes sense. Just never heard, um, that term used in that sense before. ^^;

[Mtntopview]

balls of steel

[Flamelord]

I... Uh... ...I don't want to ask how Mongolians masturbating allowed them to conquer the world do I.

@Rin

Not the entire world. Just Eurasia. And North Africa. The Americas were totally undiscovered because people got better things to do. And as Raineh said, it's alt history terminology. It's not actually them doing that, it's just...how they would look if someone who was decided to write an original history of the Mongol Empire

@Flamelord

...Oh, so it's because it seems masturbatory I guess? ^^; I suppose that makes sense. Just never heard, um, that term used in that sense before. ^^;

@Rin

Yeah. Though most of the time it's the British Empire. Or America. Or the CSA. Or the Byzantines. Or the Nazis. Or the Communists. When they're not being screwed over anyway. That's fair enough. It's kind of a niche thing.

[FujiwaraPhoenix]

Because who needs history when we have historical fiction? \o/ Also, @Rin: Watamote?

[Lmpkio]

Because who needs history when we have historical fiction? \o/ Also, @Rin: Watamote?

@PKMNB0Y

Exactly Lol

[Rin]

Also, @Rin: Watamote?

@PKMNB0Y

Tomoko is basically teenage me as a tiny Japanese girl. :D

[FujiwaraPhoenix]

Also, @Rin: Watamote?

@PKMNB0Y

Tomoko is basically teenage me as a tiny Japanese girl. :D

@Rin

I... I'm not sure how to respond to that lol. Should get around to watching it, but backlog's too large. And by too large I mean 'rewatching Gintama with a friend while keeping up to date with all the new anime releases'. Side note: Would prefer to post only when there are 2+ characters that need action.

[Raineh Daze]

Also, @Rin: Watamote?

@PKMNB0Y

Tomoko is basically teenage me as a tiny Japanese girl. :D

@Rin

I... I'm not sure how to respond to that lol. Should get around to watching it, but backlog's too large.

@PKMNB0Y

Ridiculously social awkward, adorable, and strangely perverse. :D

[Lmpkio]

Also, @Rin: Watamote?

@PKMNB0Y

Tomoko is basically teenage me as a tiny Japanese girl. :D

@Rin

I... I'm not sure how to respond to that lol. Should get around to watching it, but backlog's too large.

@PKMNB0Y

Ridiculously social awkward, adorable, and strangely perverse. :D

@Raineh Daze

And I thought my underdeveloped character was awkward enough...

[VitaVitaAR]

Watching Railgun again makes me want to do things I probably shouldn't. D: