[OOC] Massive Multiversal Crossover

[Flamelord]

Said hokey religion then proceeded to help a torpedo pull off a ninety degree turn and blow up a planet destroying death laser. So don't knock it.

[Earnest Evans]

Said hokey religion then proceeded to help a torpedo pull off a ninety degree turn and blow up a planet destroying death laser. So don't knock it.

@Flamelord

It is also the same religion that allows its practitioners to manipulate one of the pervasive forces in the galaxy, dodge bullets, become immune to conventional weapons and poisons, and become immortal.

[Dead Cruiser]

Said hokey religion then proceeded to help a torpedo pull off a ninety degree turn and blow up a planet destroying death laser. So don't knock it.

@Flamelord

It is also the same religion that allows its practitioners to manipulate one of the pervasive forces in the galaxy, dodge bullets, become immune to conventional firearms and poisons, and become immortal.

@Earnest Evans

The speaker of that quote proceeded to have three children that were powerful practitioners of the mentioned hokey religion.

[IncredibleBee]

weird words, weird meanings. not worth my time.

@Mtntopview

It's not hard. Yggdrasil is, literally translated, World-Tree. It is a tree that connects every world. It has to get its food from somewhere, right? So wherever it gets its food is probably magical as well, right? So, Odin goes out in search of where Yggdrasil gets its water, and finds that a frost giant named Mimir has already taken it. Mimir, also looking for power and made intelligent by drinking from the magical spring Yggdrasil feeds from, decides to bargain with Odin. Since he's already super-intelligent, he decides he wants to be super-aware too, and so he takes Odin's godly eye in exchange for access to his magical spring, so that he can see as well as a god can. The story of how Odin learned runics is equally as simple. When you sacrifice to something, you get their blessing, right? The better the sacrifice, the better the blessing. Well, Odin decides he's going to sacrifice to Yggdrasil, since that's basically the strongest living thing in the universe by default. Since Yggdrasil is so powerful, it needs a very good sacrifice. So, of course, Odin sacrifices himself. Since a god is a spectacularly valuable sacrifice, Yggdrasil gives Odin his blessing. Since Odin is a god, he survives sacrificing himself and manages to take Yggdrasil's blessing without further troubles. It's all very materialistic and simple, once you get past the names. Even the names are simple, if you know the basics of Old Norse. Óðinn, for example, translates to "The Furious One", which befits his status as the god of war.

@Earnest Evans

@Mtntopview

That quote's pretty invalid when the Force was used to blow up the Death Star and Darth Vader was defeated via lightsaber.

[VitaVitaAR]

Han Solo wasn't actually right in that quote, yeah. ^^;

[Earnest Evans]

Said hokey religion then proceeded to help a torpedo pull off a ninety degree turn and blow up a planet destroying death laser. So don't knock it.

@Flamelord

It is also the same religion that allows its practitioners to manipulate one of the pervasive forces in the galaxy, dodge bullets, become immune to conventional firearms and poisons, and become immortal.

@Earnest Evans

The speaker of that quote proceeded to have three children that were powerful practitioners of the mentioned hokey religion.

@Dead Cruiser

The takeaway from all this is "don't dismiss things as hokey mumbo-jumbo, because they'll turn out to be absolutely true at the worst possible time." Keep your oaths, kids. Otherwise you'll be forced to live through a generation-long winter before being assaulted by an army consisting of all the damned souls of the world working in tandem with all the fire demons and frost giants of the universe.

[Lmpkio]

And I thought I 'bastardizing' the Genesis bible resulted in a big war...

[Mtntopview]

Han Solo wasn't actually right in that quote, yeah. ^^;

@VitaVitaAR

shhhhhhhhhh

[IncredibleBee]

And I thought I 'bastardizing' the Genesis bible resulted in a big war...

@Lmpkio

Bastardizing doesn't go in quotes when you actually bastardize the source material.

[Flamelord]

Said hokey religion then proceeded to help a torpedo pull off a ninety degree turn and blow up a planet destroying death laser. So don't knock it.

@Flamelord

It is also the same religion that allows its practitioners to manipulate one of the pervasive forces in the galaxy, dodge bullets, become immune to conventional firearms and poisons, and become immortal.

@Earnest Evans

The speaker of that quote proceeded to have three children that were powerful practitioners of the mentioned hokey religion.

@Dead Cruiser

One of whom became the Avatar of the Light Side of the Force (Burning out his body in the process), another became a Sith Lord and caused a civil war that resulted in Admiral "Genocide is the best option" Daala becoming head of the Republic, and the third killed the second before going on to further the line that would eventually conquer the galaxy at the helm of the Empire. Fun times

[FujiwaraPhoenix]

Oh right, since Savato didn't post today are you gonna drop a post Flame? I've been wanting to make a move with Suwako/Kakine for a bit. >totally not forgetting a certain silver haired samurai

[Lmpkio]

And I thought I 'bastardizing' the Genesis bible resulted in a big war...

@Lmpkio

Bastardizing doesn't go in quotes when you actually bastardize the source material.

@IncredibleBee

Wasn't trying to though.

[Mtntopview]

Oh right, since Savato didn't post today are you gonna drop a post Flame? I've been wanting to make a move with Suwako/Kakine for a bit. >totally not forgetting a certain silver haired samurai

@PKMNB0Y

awaiting a certain vampire who's getting a free ride in a certain helicopter.

[FujiwaraPhoenix]

Oh right, since Savato didn't post today are you gonna drop a post Flame? I've been wanting to make a move with Suwako/Kakine for a bit. >totally not forgetting a certain silver haired samurai

@PKMNB0Y

awaiting a certain vampire who's getting a free ride in a certain helicopter.

@Mtntopview

awaiting a possible response from a certain crew whose ship he just raided.

[Mtntopview]

Oh right, since Savato didn't post today are you gonna drop a post Flame? I've been wanting to make a move with Suwako/Kakine for a bit. >totally not forgetting a certain silver haired samurai

@PKMNB0Y

awaiting a certain vampire who's getting a free ride in a certain helicopter.

@Mtntopview

awaiting a possible response from a certain crew whose ship he just raided.

@PKMNB0Y

then I shall join in awaiting that crew

[Flamelord]

Oh right, since Savato didn't post today are you gonna drop a post Flame? I've been wanting to make a move with Suwako/Kakine for a bit. >totally not forgetting a certain silver haired samurai

@PKMNB0Y

When I have a free spot amidst classes, yeah. Hopefully Savato doesn't mind, since a post by Charlotte isn't all that necessary at this point anyway. And soon the rest of you will have a cheerfully murderous witch to deal with.

[VitaVitaAR]

Hopefully I'll be getting a post up today, I'd like to be able to respond to as many people as possible with it.

[Lmpkio]

Whoever is in charge of the UMMA Tanngrisnir, Samus and Swerve request to board the ship. Mind if you give them the OK anyone?

[VitaVitaAR]

When I post, I will. Hopefully that'll be soon, just need to get an idea of everyone I can currently post for.

[Lmpkio]

When I post, I will. Hopefully that'll be soon, just need to get an idea of everyone I can currently post for.

@VitaVitaAR

Ah ok. No problem.