[OOC] Heroes of Beacon - the Next Chapter

[Onarax]

The mythology is weirder.

Loki got turned into a she-horse and raped by another horse to give birth to a eight legged horse.

[Crimmy]

Loki has lots of kids.

Basically, the gods challenged this giant dude to make a wall yeah? And the gods were like: "hah, you can't make this wall fast enough".

Except the giant had a pet horse who was real strong and helped the giant out, so the gods went: "Loki, go take care of it like everything else."

So Loki 'took care of it', the giant failed, got angry and tried to kill the gods, and promptly got smited.

[Suku]

all mythology no matter which source is weird at some point. Norse just likes taking things up a couple of notches or ten in terms of some things.

[Crimmy]

all mythology no matter which source is weird at some point. Norse just likes taking things up a couple of notches or ten in terms of some things.

@Suku

Hahaha naaaaaah.

Norse is pretty mild.

[Suku]

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Hahaha naaaaaah.

Norse is pretty mild.

@Crimmy

They can be at times though to be honest my main focus of study was japanese mythology due to where I lived most of my life being near akiba.

[Crimmy]

Izanami burned to death while giving birth to Kagutsuchi.

Because he was on fire while exiting her.

That's a bit up there for weird.

Greek is also real crazy just because it's been around for so long.

[Onarax]

Shintoism can be really weird as well.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kanamara_Matsuri

No one has even mentioned Hinduism yet.

[Crimmy]

Hinduism was basically a blanket term applied by the British to all those varied, connected beliefs that were present in India, so yeah, it's got a lotta stuff.

[Lady Seraphina]

"A woman now wields Mjolnir."

@Guess Who

Whosoever holds this hammer, if she be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

Most religions are pretty wacky from one perspective or another.

[Onarax]

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Whosoever holds this hammer, if she be worthy, shall possess the power of Thor.

Most religions are pretty wacky from one perspective or another.

@Prince of Seraphs

>most religions

Personally I'd say all religions are like that, even my own. Not necessarily a bad thing, and I actually find that it makes things more interesting.

[Crimmy]

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>most religions

Personally I'd say all religions are like that, even my own. Not necessarily a bad thing, and I actually find that it makes things more interesting.

@Onarax

At least people believe your religion is an actual religion.

@Krayzikk

[Lady Seraphina]

What's yours that people don't think it qualifies?

[Onarax]

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At least people believe your religion is an actual religion.

@Krayzikk

@Crimmy

Yeah, but at least people don't believe your religion is filled with hate.

Does give me great opportunities for jokes though.

[Crimmy]

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Yeah, but at least people don't believe your religion is filled with hate.

Does give me great opportunities for jokes though.

@Onarax

True. It's planely clear that the amount of black humour you can derive from your religions towers over all else in western society.

What's your that people don't think it qualifies?

@Prince of Seraphs

Ruism.

[Onarax]

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True. It's planely clear that the amount of black humour you can derive from your religions towers over all else in western society.

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Ruism.

@Crimmy

Now if only I was black.

Then my black humour could get even better.

[Crimmy]

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Now if only I was black.

Then my black humour could get even better.

@Onarax

I guess you're too far west on the subcontinent to be darker-skinned.

[Onarax]

Now that's just ignorant.

A bunch of my cousins are darker skinned. I don't know how skin colour works over there. The genetics are weird.

[Crimmy]

Now that's just ignorant.

A bunch of my cousins are darker skinned. I don't know how skin colour works over here. The genetics are weird.

@Onarax

I've noticed that the north has a tendency to be lighter-skinned than the south though.

[Onarax]

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I've noticed that the north has a tendency to be lighter-skinned than the south though.

@Crimmy

That's just an issue of less sun and colder climate. But really no one really notices skin colour there, that's a Westerner thing.

[Crimmy]

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That's just an issue of less sun and colder climate. But really no one really notices skin colour there, that's a Westerner thing.

@Onarax

We tend to notice skin colour over in China because you're either a foreigner or a member of a random ethnic group.