I have a penis-related question but I have no idea how to phrase it.

[Gandalf]

Wow. Much disturb. Many un-needed tips.

[NotAMouse]

Wow. Much disturb. Many un-needed tips.

@Gandalf

Wow. Much disturb. Many un-needed tips. Much disturb. Many un-needed tips. Many un-needed tips. un-needed tips. needed tips. tips. tips tips

[Gandalf]

O.o Kill me.

[idlehands]

Just the tip.

[Halo]

What did the leper say to the prostitute? ...

[aza]

Is the answer just the tip?

[Halo]

Is the answer just the tip?

@Azarthes

"You can keep the tip," actually.

[Mahz]

<Snipped quote by Hank> Mahz still tucks his dick up too, apparently. You'd think that, at his age, he wouldn't be susceptible to random boners any more.

@Taaj

No, it's not a tuck. I use the trouser string to hang it. There's pretty much two factions with men: those that use the trouser string that comes in mens' pants to hang their penis ("hangers") and those that roll their penis into a ball and clench it between their legs ("coilers"). You cannot "tuck" a flaccid dick up into your waistband for the same reason you can't lean a rope against the wall. Sounds like your boy's not being honest with you. Must be a coiler.

[idlehands]

Coiling? Oh dear god. Why?

[Halo]

Coiling? Oh dear god. Why?

@idlehands

You know how snakes coil up before attacking to get extra power behind the strike? It's basically the same thing.

[The Nexerus]

<Snipped quote by Taaj> No, it's not a tuck. I use the trouser string to hang it. There's pretty much two factions with men: those that use the trouser string that comes in mens' pants to hang their penis ("hangers") and those that roll their penis into a ball and clench it between their legs ("coilers"). You cannot "tuck" a flaccid dick up into your waistband for the same reason you can't lean a rope against the wall. Sounds like your boy's not being honest with you. Must be a coiler.

@Mahz

I can confirm that this is all true.

[Alex]

<Snipped quote by Taaj> No, it's not a tuck. I use the trouser string to hang it. There's pretty much two factions with men: those that use the trouser string that comes in mens' pants to hang their penis ("hangers") and those that roll their penis into a ball and clench it between their legs ("coilers"). You cannot "tuck" a flaccid dick up into your waistband for the same reason you can't lean a rope against the wall. Sounds like your boy's not being honest with you. Must be a coiler.

@Mahz

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[idlehands]

I don't know what is worse, monthly bleeding or contending everyday to wrangle that thing into a pair of underwear.

[aza]

<Snipped quote by Taaj> No, it's not a tuck. I use the trouser string to hang it. There's pretty much two factions with men: those that use the trouser string that comes in mens' pants to hang their penis ("hangers") and those that roll their penis into a ball and clench it between their legs ("coilers"). You cannot "tuck" a flaccid dick up into your waistband for the same reason you can't lean a rope against the wall. Sounds like your boy's not being honest with you. Must be a coiler.

@Mahz

Coilers are women cisscum

[WilsonTurner]

[Hank]

Goddamnit @Mahz, you're supposed to keep these things secret.