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[The Real Shifty]

"Hey there! You may've heard of me. That thing that pops in and out, around, sometimes through the dimensions, looking like anything they desire?"
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"You haven't? Oh. Er.. well, shit. I was hoping to not have to introduce myself. Well, uh, I'm.. that thing. So.. yeah. What's good ladies, gentlemen and children of all ages, shapes and sizes?"

[MafiaM16]

Going off that awe-inspiring, jaw-dropping, spectacularly-amazingicalious (<- had to add that word into my dictionary) introduction, I'm going to assume you're God or at the very least a concept of him? Well, good to finally meet ya! Hope you enjoy your stay here, but knowing you I'm sure you already know said answer. *Wink, wink*
Welcome to the Guild!

[The Real Shifty]

"... Yes! Let's uh.. let's go with that! I am God! Bow before my magnificence!"

*Rolls D20 for Bluff*