[OOC] Table of Monsters

[Lugia]

Ah, I see...
you do realize that you had about 20 gold, and we're in the middle of a city, right?

[The Grey Dust]

And after looting the remaining gild from the rest of the party inventories, I shall have more than 20 golds and a bucket full of potato wedges...

[Lugia]

HOW DARE YOU... not get me any food. I'm still hungry.

[The Grey Dust]

You can have some potato wedges.
They might drive you insane.
They might not.
You'd have to ask Hastur if they do.
Or roll one Hypercube to find out.

[Lugia]

Well, I rolled the watermelon, and got a picture of a bird... does that mean I win, or lose?
Wait... I was supposed to roll BEFORE eating the food? Oh, that explains it.

[Lugia]

Hey, @Ridlins, you back yet? Ready to post?

[Riddles]

Forgot it was my turn. Sorry about that.

Torch lighting rool: 17

I'm going to assume that was a success.

Trey's hit roll: 10 + 12/2 = 16
Zombie Monk's dodge roll: 12 + 2/2 = 13
Trey's damage roll: 6 + 8/2 - 3 = 7

[Lugia]

Hm... hey, you just finished off the zombie monk.

Almost forgot about the loot...
Destroyed Monk's Robes (+0 Defense)
Broken Paladin's Warhammer (1+STRmod)
Shattered Plate Armor (+0 Defense)
Steel Magic Wand (1d6 + STRmod)*
*Enchanted with MP+ (+5 MP for every + level of the enchantment)
Ruined Dagger (1 + AGImod)
Torn Rouge's Cloak (+0 Defense)

I'll decide what's in the chest depending on a 1d20 roll by whoever has their character get to it first.

Also, +15 EXP. If I've been keeping track correctly, that means that SOMEONE (Aka: @The Grey Dust) leveled up!
When you level up, you add half of your class bonus (rounded up) to your stats, and then roll a d3 for every stat, adding the dice rolls to your stats, as well. You'll also gain spells at every even level, and level 1. Levels that are even, and not divisible by 4 (IE: 2, 6, 10) will allow you one spell and one cantrip.
...
I'm sorry about the inconvenience, but as it turns out, Grey's character should be at 84 EXP, not 100, as I stupidly thought, earlier.

[Lugia]

Anyways, either @Eklispe, @Ridlins, @The Grey Dust, or @Kabling can post now.

[The Grey Dust]

Hm... hey, you just finished off the zombie monk.

Almost forgot about the loot...
Destroyed Monk's Robes (+0 Defense)
Broken Paladin's Warhammer (1+STRmod)
Shattered Plate Armor (+0 Defense)
Steel Magic Wand (1d6 + STRmod)*
*Enchanted with MP+ (+5 MP for every + level of the enchantment)
Ruined Dagger (1 + AGImod)
Torn Rouge's Cloak (+0 Defense)

I'll decide what's in the chest depending on a 1d20 roll by whoever has their character get to it first.

Also, +15 EXP. If I've been keeping track correctly, that means that SOMEONE (Aka: @The Grey Dust) leveled up!
When you level up, you add half of your class bonus (rounded up) to your stats, and then roll a d3 for every stat, adding the dice rolls to your stats, as well. You'll also gain spells at every even level, and level 1. Levels that are even, and not divisible by 4 (IE: 2, 6, 10) will allow you one spell and one cantrip.
...
I'm sorry about the inconvenience, but as it turns out, Grey's character should be at 84 EXP, not 100, as I stupidly thought, earlier.

@Lugia

Actually... every number is divisible by four... Although you will some remaining fraction

[Lugia]

Obviously, I mean those that are divisible by four EVENLY. Come on, you knew I meant that.

[The Grey Dust]

Obviously, I mean those that are divisible by four EVENLY. Come on, you knew I meant that.

@Lugia

:P

You know I've always wanted to ask this but... Does Lugia ever bump into Kyogre down there and are like "'sup."

[KaBling]

<Snipped quote by Lugia>

:P

You know I've always wanted to ask this but... Does Lugia ever bump into Kyogre down there and are like "'sup."

@The Grey Dust

No.

'cause Lugia's actually a Ho-Oh.

I SEE THE AVATAR I MADE FOR YOU YOU

[Lugia]

<Snipped quote by Lugia>

:P

You know I've always wanted to ask this but... Does Lugia ever bump into Kyogre down there and are like "'sup."

@The Grey Dust

Fun Fact: Neither Lugia nor Kyogre can actually breathe underwater. Given that Kyogre's a dolphin (see the teeth, and then try to tell me he's a whale), and Lugia's a bird I guess it's kind of obvious, but it's still kinda funny how often both of them are seen underwater, given the above statement.

[Lugia]

Basically, @Kabling and @The Grey Dust can post IC now.

[Lugia]

Uh... @The Grey Dust, can you post IC today? I'd like it if you could.

[The Grey Dust]

Sorry I've got about 6 more days until I'm back. Um... you've been doing a great job covering me so far although as long as I do not require dice I can do make a quick post here. Err, what exactly do you need me to post?

[Lugia]

Just a post about the human behind the shield, or possibly the treasure that everyone seems to be forgetting exists. (I'll roll for you if you're going to search in the treasure)

[The Grey Dust]

Very well then. I attempt to search in the treasure, there are probably no traps given the statements of the earlier goblins/humans. Given that the zombies had already turned to dust to which Riley demonstrates his pleasure in being able to collect dry samples to be sent back. Oh and he will probably offer to examine the human behind the shield for necrotic conditions similar to what he observed after a quick rest to replenish his Mana stores and cast heal upon the human which if she is partly zombified kill her.

[Lugia]

@The Grey Dust I rolled a 5 for you, so, in the chest is a bag of minor holding (can hold up to five items of any size, or weight, without, itself being weighed down by said items, also holds coins.), and 5 bronze coins. The short rest gives you back 8 of your 7 MP, and she is not zombified, so she appreciates the healing. You have 5 MP remaining, and she healed for 18 HP with your roll being 6 from the d6.