So, I heard if you sit at your laptop for 18 hours, don't move for anything other than the bathroom, with nobody around you and all the lights turned off and the curtains drawn, and a nice friendly glass of blue lagoon, you get a decent essay done in one day including references.
I wonder if I can repeat the same trick tomorrow.
Anyway, since I'm clearly god's gift to academia, I've given myself the rest of the day off to sit on my ass and basically cry over my ordeal, but I'll be free until I wake up tomorrow, so if youse need me, youse got me.