1. I have a perfectly serviceable pseudo-legal cult membership already.
2. I wasn't even aware that I was meant to be worshipping the antichrist at this stage of my life.
Had I been insane and mildly attracted to having my congealed blood licked off a stone table by a large goat-headed man whose skin absorbs all the light in the room I might've considered coming quietly... But after a botched ambush from masked cultists wielding skull-topped staves, that quickly turned around.
Hello, psycho cannibal drama (two goat kids, one weird turkey chick cooking in a cauldron).
Hello, ex-respectable businesspeople (but they're raving and have huge fleshy deformities???? and i thought they were superstitious madmen???? all those seem like bad traits for a once-functional member of human society?????)
Hello, weird tattoos (the ones on his four arms are cool, but he has ancient Aramaic ones branded into his chest and abs and back???).
Hello, extreme physical/mental abnormalities (Seriously).
Weird all round.
2. I wasn't even aware that I was meant to be worshipping the antichrist at this stage of my life.
Had I been insane and mildly attracted to having my congealed blood licked off a stone table by a large goat-headed man whose skin absorbs all the light in the room I might've considered coming quietly... But after a botched ambush from masked cultists wielding skull-topped staves, that quickly turned around.
Hello, psycho cannibal drama (two goat kids, one weird turkey chick cooking in a cauldron).
Hello, ex-respectable businesspeople (but they're raving and have huge fleshy deformities???? and i thought they were superstitious madmen???? all those seem like bad traits for a once-functional member of human society?????)
Hello, weird tattoos (the ones on his four arms are cool, but he has ancient Aramaic ones branded into his chest and abs and back???).
Hello, extreme physical/mental abnormalities (Seriously).
Weird all round.
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