Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?

[brainparasite]

BECAUSE THE P IS SILENT.

Now that I've got your attention, hello friends!!
I'm Rowan. I'm 18 and I like drawing, bad jokes, and weird bugs.
Nice to meet you!

OOOOOHHHHHHH LOOK AT THAT IT'S A WEIRD BUG

[Dead Girl]

what a cute looking animal you are. welcome to our zoo

[Jyoliod]

Welcome to the forum, have you ever tried to draw a weird bug telling a bad joke? Or are you worried that the immeasurable pleasure from doing your three most prominent liked things would cause instantiation death like a celebrity who ODs on Crack, Whisky and Skittles?

[BelatedGamer]

A man walks into a bar.
He's an alcoholic and it's destroying his family.

Maybe you're better at jokes than I am -- welcome!

[Dinh AaronMk]

There vere zvei penuts valking down die strasse.
Und one vas assaulted
peanut.

huehuehuehue

[Xenonia]

GUY GOES INTO THE DOCTOR
COMPLAINS ABOUT STOMACH PAINS
DOCTOR DOES A COLONOSCOPY
FINDS EXACTLY 1,999 DOLLARS IN THE MAN'S RECTUM
HE SAYS,
"GEE DOC, I TOLD YOU I WASN'T FEELING TWO GRAND"

[Nightmare Bunny]

Could it be-- a bad joke off??

Well, I can only do math jokes~! So there!

What do you get when you send a math teacher to the beach?

A tan(ned)gent!

Why did the polynomial plant die?

Because its roots were imaginary!

What do you get when you give a mathematically inclined snake a cup of coffee?

A hyper bo(l)a!

Badum-tss.

Anyway, I'm Bunny~! Welcome to the forums!

[brainparasite]

@Jyoliod

I DID IT. I DID THE THING.

[Eleventhfret]

I'm 18, wish I could draw, and specialize in bad jokes. Match made, amirite?

[Eleventhfret]

Also. What's updog?