[OOC] Gods, Wizards, & Kings

[RyanTadashi]

Who needs diplomacy when we have a golem?

Those soldiers have probably eaten all the apple pie anyway.

[Hexaflexagon]

Those soldiers have probably eaten all the apple pie anyway.

@RyanTadashi

Even worse these heathens only eat boysenberry pie. The worst of the pies!

[Roleplayer001]

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Even worse these heathens only eat boysenberry pie. The worst of the pies!

@Hexaflexagon

HOW DARE THEY! THERE MUST BE WAR!

[Liar]

Where are the others that should be posting? I was busy over the week, but now I found myself with time to post.

[RyanTadashi]

I'll have one up tomorrow. Should I try to take on the leader to incapacitate him, or was somebody else going to tackle him?

[Liar]

Nope. We're all killing them now.

[Lotta Pumpkins]

@Liar@RyanTadashi hex said leave him alive, he needs him for his next post

[Liar]

Let's kill him anyway.

[Hexaflexagon]

@Liar@Lotta Pumpkins
Well you can kill him. I just then can't promise that the builders of the tavern didn't cut any corners that would cause a structural failure to make the roof cave in and kill everyone if that happened.

[Liar]

He's bluffing. Kill the Captain.

[Roleplayer001]

I'll distract the enemy troops. Sorta what my guy is good for.

[Liar]

I suppose I'll post soon.

[RyanTadashi]

i think i'll kill the captain

[Roleplayer001]

Let's get this party started!

[RyanTadashi]

Okay, so the guard isn't necessarily dead. My bloodlust has been satiated by the nose/face blood showers.

The pop might have been a collapsing orbital floor or it might have been a jaw. Either way he should be able to lead us to the pot of gold or the last unicorn or whatever we need.

[Liar]

@RyanTadashi
What if we needed him to talk so we can gather some information?

[RyanTadashi]

I've broken my orbital floor and my jaw before and I was able to talk with both :)

[Liar]

@RyanTadashi
Good enough for me!

@ulsterwarrior
Where've you been, mate? You stabbed a guy in the hand! Take responsibility and write a post!

[Liar]

I posted!

[Hexaflexagon]

@Liar
Yay! so we are just waiting for Ulster right?