[OOC] Champions of Thedas - Dragon Age RP

[McHaggis]

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[Adorabadass]

@McHaggis

That sounds like the beginning to a gayforpay porn plot. XD

"Marc is on some hard times... And soon he'll be in for some harder ones, if he can't get his hands on some lyrium!"

[McHaggis]

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[CAS1006]

@Adorabadass

On top of that, Cass is androgynous, every quality you want and just "Hmm... You respond with just anger... Not interested."

[Genni]

Sheer.

Sexual.

Frustration.

@Adorabadass

And that's why your plucky dwarven friend brings up the rumour of a dungeon filled with rare male Desire Demons who've been locked away for centuries and will do just about anything in order to be released.

On top of that, Cass is androgynous, every quality you want and just "Hmm... You respond with just anger... Not interested."

@CAS1006

@Adorabadass Doesn't that just make you want to study mind-controlling blood magic?

[McHaggis]

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[CAS1006]

@Genni He is mentally well developed~
Remember, he was a Tevinter slave.

[Genni]

He is mentally well developed~
Remember, he was a Tevinter slave.

@CAS1006

Mental power has nothing to do with it if he's controlling your body like a marionette. :)

[CAS1006]

@GenniHow do you control a body half in the fade? <inb4arcanewarrior'sperks>

[Adorabadass]

@CAS1006

Freddy's spirit warrior skills could make that the kinkiest half-fade sex ever.

You know. If he had any rational control over it.

Which he doesn't.

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And that's why your plucky dwarven friend brings up the rumour of a dungeon filled with rare male Desire Demons who've been locked away for centuries and will do just about anything in order to be released.

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@Adorabadass Doesn't that just make you want to study mind-controlling blood magic?

@Genni

Now now, Freddy would never be unscrupulous.

Though he WOULD haul ass to that dungeon.

"But Freddy, they're literal demons! Your life would be at risk."

"IT HAS BEEN FIVE FUCKING YEARS, OKAY. FIVE. FUCKING. YEARS."

[CAS1006]

@AdorabadassCassius would reject him in a heart beat.

"No...Even I... someone who is not so aware of the world. Has standards... And you do not fit the requisitions. Requirements... whatever. I'd sooner go out with the person who started the dumb war before you. Hell, maybe an Abomination looks good right now."

Maybe a bit hard? XD

[Adorabadass]

@CAS1006

I actually feel like Freddy would mostly lust in silence. Socially awkward and all that.

Then when he was drunk he'd attempt a shitty pick up line.

THEN THE HARD REJECTION.

[McHaggis]

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[CAS1006]

@McHaggis Me and Serabass acctully talked about it.

XDDD

Like "But Cassius is only 19."
"Age is a number. Besides, there is a lot of intrigue between the two."

Cassius' ethics do not care about races, but more about "Help others, and try to make everyone benefit. If there is an illogical situation, do the logical thing in it even if it us ethical." In short, he is pretty grey in terms of morality. But he is at least honest about it.

[Adorabadass]

@CAS1006

I am now shipping it.

[CAS1006]

@Adorabadass I'm surprised you like that idea. XD

[Adorabadass]

@CAS1006

Never underestimate my ability to ship.

[Saarebas]

*stands on an abandon dock* Did I miss the ships?

[CAS1006]

@Saarebas She wants Cas x Pax to happen.

[Genni]

*stands on an abandon dock* Did I miss the ships?

@Saarebas

*Henrietta pokes her head up from beneath the dock*

Henrietta: "Don't worry, I'm building a SUBMARINE! A boat designed to sink, what could possibly go wrong with that!?!"