[OOC] Champions of Thedas - Dragon Age RP

[Saarebas]

@CAS1006 Oh Maker XD again I will say that is a odd ship in my opinion

@Genni Paxton: "What next, a machine that can fly through the air? That is just plain impossible."

[Genni]

@Saarebas

Henrietta: "I still say there's nothing wrong with my rocket designs. It must've just been a fuel containment issue that made it blow up on the launchpad and set fire to the campsite like that. If Martin would just let me have a little more funding I could perfect the system in no time."

[Adorabadass]

@Genni

"HENRIETTA, YOU BURNED MANGY'S FAVORITE STICK.

Like, LITERALLY, just reduced it to ash!

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH HE LOVED THAT STUPID HUNK OF DEAD TREE."

Mangy:*whines*

"He STILL hasn't stopped bitching about it!"

Mangy: *more sad whining*

"Yes Mangy I know you fucking loved it, okay!?

Andraste fuck!

I'm gonna bake some fucking cookies. If anyone bothers me I will decapitate you with my teeth."

[CAS1006]

@Adorabadass"How do you plan to do that? I mean... do you need help?"

On a side note, I'm going to take a nap. I'm feeling light headed again. Apparently I inherit this from my dad, and possibly my mom. Thank Anemia for no energy.

[Adorabadass]

@CAS1006

"I WILL FUCKING BAKE THEM WITH THE SHEER FUCKING FIRES OF MY RAGE!"

"...And maybe I'll see if Henrietta made that portable baking oven I asked for how many fucking months ago."

Hope that nap helps man. :)

[Saarebas]

Paxton: "You burned down my one good tent, I have been sleeping outside for months! Sasha is too much of a cuddler for me to sleep outside."

[Genni]

@Adorabadass@Saarebas

Henrietta: "After I spent all that time building the special automated baking oven? Really Freddy, you should try it. The cookies are delicious once you pick all the burnt bits off. And I don't think what you do with Sasha can be called 'cuddling' Paxton, not when it makes her squeal like that."

[Saarebas]

Paxton: "I told you already that is Lian's nug, damn thing never shuts up."

[Genni]

Henrietta: "Wait... if Sasha isn't the nug then she must be... Can you excuse me for a moment, I think I need to go help someone out of a deathtrap filled with poisoned spikes lovely, warm bubble bath, sorry I meant to say lovely, warm bubble bath just then. No poisoned spikes anywhere near it. Or in it."

[Saarebas]

Paxton: "Carzy Dwarf...

[Genni]

Henrietta: "_{...I heard that...}"

[Saarebas]

Paxton: "And I heard that"

[booksmusicanime]

Lian: *Pets Snuffles's head* "Snuffles isn't that loud."

[Genni]

Paxton: "And I heard that"

@Saarebas

Henrietta: "_{Do you want this damn dog out of the death trap, or should I just leave her down here to die from the poison?}"

[Saarebas]

Paxton: "Not my dog, don't have one. Not a real fan of them."

[Adorabadass]

@Genni

Freddy: *double takes*

Freddy: A DOG!? Holy shitting Andraste quintuple Creator FUCK save it save it!

Mangy: *barks in approval*

Freddy: MANGY, NOW IS NOT THE RIGHT TIME TO PUT YOUR MOVES ON HER. SHE IS IN A TRAP.

[SimplyJohn]

@Adorabadass

Isn't that the perfect time to put your moves on her?

Plus I think Henrietta's talking about Sasha there, no-one's explained to her the difference between a dog an a red lion.

[booksmusicanime]

Though everyone knows what Lian's nug looks like. YAY SNUFFLES!

Also it gets annoying playing Origins the same way again...and again.

[CAS1006]

Hopefully we can begin rather soon.

[SimplyJohn]

I should be getting my computer back later today, but I'm due to be out tonight so may not get to open the IC until tomorrow morning, but will be getting it up by then at the latest.