[OOC] Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay (Rebooted)

[Hael]

No. It isn't you.

And Arguis is going to piss off everyone before Vestec gets a chance!

D:

@Rtron

He knew you wanted to make everyone mad, so he had to ruin it for you.

[Hael]

You slow, fowl server! You will not defeat the Kraken!

Speed up now, or face the consequences!

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EDIT: The server was wise, and speed up at my command.

You're welcome, everyone, you're welcome.

[Rtron]

EDIT: The server was wise, and speed up at my command.

You're welcome, everyone, you're welcome.

@Hael

*Grabs his own fire whip.*

[Scarifar]

I will begin working on a post. It will appear shortly*.

*Valve time

[Hael]

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*Grabs his own fire whip.*

@Rtron

*gets regular whip*

Hmmm? Mine's not on fire.

I guess you could say I have a...
...cool whip?

Get it? GET IT? HARHARHAR!

#iamsoclevereverybodylookathowcleveriamhaha

[Scarifar]

<Snipped quote by Rtron>

*gets regular whip*

Hmmm? Mine's not on fire.

I guess you could say I have a...
...cool whip?

Get it? GET IT? HARHARHAR!

@Hael

Get out.

[Rtron]

<Snipped quote by Rtron>

*gets regular whip*

Hmmm? Mine's not on fire.

I guess you could say I have a...
...cool whip?

Get it? GET IT? HARHARHAR!

#iamsoclevereverybodylookathowcleveriamhaha

@Hael

*Starts whipping Hael.*

NO. NO MORE BAD PUNS.

[Hael]

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*Starts whipping Hael.*

NO. NO MORE BAD PUNS.

@Rtron

What do you call a fake noodle?
An IMPASTA!! HAHAHAHA

I have an unhealthy amount of food puns.
Just (bread)roll with it, otherwise you'll start a fight you cannot win

[Scarifar]

There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

I win.

[Hael]

There was the person who sent ten different puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

@Scarifar

Someone took the bait, I'm so eggsited! Olive puns!

What? Oh, none of these glorious food-puns will make you laugh. They're all for my own enjoyment, and you've inspired me now:

You're partially at fault for these puns, now, because you replied and it takes two to mango. You butter back off now, Scarifar, because I kinda make a big dill about my puns. And, to you, some of these will probably be the wurst thing ever. If you recede now, I won't even taco about it. Afterall, it's nacho problem, it's mine...

I don't know if you carrot all, but I have a hundred more on the way...I don't mean to get jalapeno business, but don't accept the challenge, or it will only get wurst from hare on out.

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I'm not trying to make you laugh, these are just fun for me. It's 2 AM and I have nothing else to do. By all means, you can just ignore (so hard to resist making another) this.

EDIT: I've had my fun, I'll stop now. Apologies to all who read this.

[Hael]

I will begin working on a post. It will appear shortly*.

*Valve time

@Scarifar

I don't know what you mean by "shortly", but we're going to jump to turn 3 very soon. You might just want to wait and make a longer post then, like I'm doing.

[Scarifar]

Well I do need to reply to a call Ferghus is getting. A friendly greeting is all.

Ehh I suppose it could wait.

[Hael]

Well I do need to reply to a call Ferghus is getting. A friendly greeting is all.

Ehh I suppose it could wait.

@Scarifar

It was just a suggestion. I don't have any idea what Kho's doing for the next round, afterall.

So, how willing would Ferghus be to make weapons for a crazed sea-god who wants to drown the world?

[Scarifar]

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It was just a suggestion. I don't have any idea what Kho's doing for the next round, afterall.

So, how willing would Ferghus be to make weapons for a crazed sea-god who wants to drown the world?

@Hael

Depends on the offer Kraken can give.

[Hael]

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Depends on the offer Kraken can give.

@Scarifar

THE OCEANS, THE MOST POWERFUL THING IN THE UNIVERSE (dramatic echo)!!!

Alright, but what sort of thing would he accept? Undasis has, like, all of the pearls and tons of seafood, but that's it in terms of items.

Kraken could potentially be a good ally, if he feels like he owes you something

[Scarifar]

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THE OCEANS, THE MOST POWERFUL THING IN THE UNIVERSE (dramatic echo)!!!

Alright, but what sort of thing would he accept? Undasis has, like, all of the pearls and tons of seafood, but that's it in terms of items.

Kraken could potentially be a good ally, if he feels like he owes you something

@Hael

Up to you to try to convince Ferghus. Even I'm not sure what could convince Ferghus to work for a water God.

Hmm... I'd suggest giving Ferghus a unique item. Something that can be used for some purpose that Ferghus would need fulfilled. Beyond that, the rest is up to you.

[jetipster]

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Up to you to try to convince Ferghus. Even I'm not sure what could convince Ferghus to work for a water God.

Hmm... I'd suggest giving Ferghus a unique item. Something that can be used for some purpose that Ferghus would need fulfilled. Beyond that, the rest is up to you.

@Scarifar

Loving the coyness. Damn we're gonna have to work hard for FIRE!

[Aeris]

@IrishAngelQueen @Nero I can see yoou :D <-- troll face
When you stare into the Abyss Divinus, the Abyss Divinus also stares into you...

*Fourth wall shatters*

@Kho

_{Y-You monster...}

I was caught stalking, ay.

[Kho]

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_{Y-You monster...}

I was caught stalking, ay.

@Nero

Worry not strange being, we mean you no harm. Stalk on

[Kho]

If you find an error in the stats, tell me.

Oh, and by the way, I call dibs on creating humans xPPP but if anyone wants to collab, I'm open to it ;)