Useless Advice

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I should probably be drawing cats right now but, oh well.

Come in, make yourself at home. Anything to drink? Too bad, virtual exchange of beverages hasn't been invented yet.

In this thread you, dear reader, will tell me your real-world problems--big or small--and I'll give you completely unbiased and totally useless advice on how to deal with them.

What else did you expect when you clicked on the title?

[Cyndyr]

I was hoping to be able to give bad advice, because mine would to not invade Russia in the winter. Anyway, I need some advice to deal with anxiety. Also, I love Icon for Hire, specifically speaking their Scripted album (though Hope for Morning is nice too).

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I was hoping to be able to give bad advice, because mine would to not invade Russia in the winter. Anyway, I need some advice to deal with anxiety. Also, I love Icon for Hire, specifically speaking their Scripted album (though Hope for Morning is nice too).

@Cynder

Yeah they're cool, I just saw them in concert. (Ariel would probably have some good advice for dealing with anxiety on her YouTube channel, actually, theRELshow)

Anyway, the best way to deal with anxiety is to do ten situps and then contemplate the importance of Plato's republic over a bowl of Fruit Loops with a stranger.

[Cyndyr]

Yeah they're cool, I just saw them in concert. (Ariel would probably have some good advice for dealing with anxiety on her YouTube channel, actually, theRELshow)

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

#offtopic, but, one of my goals this year is to see Icon for Hire in concert. My aunt is best friends with Third Eye Blind (her favorite band) and usually gets a bit of an advantage when it comes to seeing bands (aside from her and my uncle being signed up for all things related to bands) and my hopes is to get to see them live.

[TheMadAsshatter]

How do you get rid of approach anxiety? By that, I mean, like, initiating a conversation with someone, or asking a girl out.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

How do you get rid of approach anxiety? By that, I mean, like, initiating a conversation with someone, or asking a girl out.

@TheMadAsshatter

Honestly, the simplest way to rid yourself of that particular strain of anxiety is to be vaccinated so you don't catch it. Also be sure to vaccinate your kids so they don't suffer from approach anxiety, that way they'll have no trouble talking to girls, be able to get married, and you'll be able to have grandkids someday.

[Vilageidiotx]

I am dating a walnut. What do I do?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I am dating a walnut. What do I do?

@Vilageidiotx

If you two are in a committed relationship I don't see a problem with it.

[TommyToledo]

I'm kinda pissed that I can't eat a lot of chocolate without getting fat. Any advice?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I'm kinda pissed that I can't eat a lot of chocolate without getting fat. Any advice?

@TommyToledo

Get fat by eating other kinds of foods and then you won't feel bad because it wasn't the chocolate that made you fat in the first place.

[Cyndyr]

It turns out that I'm not funny. What do?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

It turns out that I'm not funny. What do?

@Cynder

Not everyone can be funny, so if you can't be funny, at least be smart. Stay in school, study hard, and you'll make it further in life than the funny people.

[Hank]

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Not everyone can be funny, so if you can't be funny, at least be smart. Stay in school, study hard, and you'll make it further in life than the funny people.

@Raxacoricofallapatorius

Ouch. This one actually rings true.

Source: am one of the funny people that never made it anywhere.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

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Ouch. This one actually rings true.

Source: am one of the funny people that never made it anywhere.

@Hank

You could always start your own useless advice column.

[Vilageidiotx]

I woke up knowing where I am, in a stable environment with an OK future. Is it too late for me to end up on the Jerry Springer show?

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

I woke up knowing where I am, in a stable environment with an OK future. Is it too late for me to end up on the Jerry Springer show?

@Vilageidiotx

Yes.