Rate your freshness

[Dinh AaronMk]

On a scale of arbitrary number bullshit to arbitrary number bullshit, how fresh are you?

[Vilageidiotx]

I'm as fresh as a middle aged woman in a feminine hygiene commercial.

[NotAMouse]

4

[BrobyDDark]

So fresh you can suck my nuts.

[AlteredTundra]

I'm so fresh that my armpits are glistening with absolute freshness.

Aww yeahh, son.

[Keyguyperson]

Walmart banana.

[gorgenmast]

a lot i guess

[JGBPhone]

a lot i guess

@gorgenmast

I hate all your avatars.

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Not that fresh, just came from xc.

[Vilageidiotx]

Googer has his avatars hand-picked by a bevy of well-informed hands.

[JGBPhone]

Googer has his avatars hand-picked by a bevy of well-informed hands.

@Vilageidiotx

Are these hands blind by chance?

[Dinh AaronMk]

<Snipped quote by Vilageidiotx>

Are these hands blind by chance?

@JGBPhone

No, they slammin'.

[ClocktowerEchos]

I'm so fresh, Mr Clean is jealous

[Lunamaria]

i'm teresa teng from 1972 fresh

[Awson]

I'm as fresh as the now defunct DirectTV porn channel Fresh! that my dad was paying for back in 2012 when my parents were still together... was.

Prepositions are hard.

[mdk]

I'm as fresh as my mustache on the day I was born. That's right -- 32-years-of-aged-perfection fresh, right here.

[January]

Fuzzy raspberry fresh.

[tsukune]

Way fresher than air refreshers.

Move aside, pseudo-sweet-smelling air pollutants.

[Antarctic Termite]

As fresh as the cadaver of a beached whale decomposing on the shoreline over the course of several months.

[Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Not fresh at all.

[Foxxie]

Nobody said it.

So I will be the one to take up the responsibility

of being

funky fresh