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Yesterday I went for a walk through a park in the middle of the suburbs and within two metres off the path every gap between the trees that wasn't wider than an arm's length was occupied by at least three spiderwebs. Which were occupied by spiders. I love this country.
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National stereotypes are fun. I went for a waddle in a park here in America and within two yards off the path every gap between the trees that wasn't wider than an arm's length was occupied by at least three fundamentalist christians.
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This one time I was driving in Florida and ended up sandwiched between two convoys of pickup trucks with confederate flags on the back of them.

The funniest bit is that I didn't actually make that up.
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This one time I was driving in Florida and ended up sandwiched between two convoys of pickup trucks with confederate flags on the back of them.

The funniest bit is that I didn't actually make that up.


I live in florida. I know way too many crazy people. Granted, I have never seen a man assault a quadriplegic with a fish, but one day i will witness it.
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All of Amsterdam is covered by a thick, clogging fog of the dankest ganja on the planet.
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I live in the north of england and I feel like all the stereotypes other countries have of england relate to the south of england, there's a real north/south divide.

Here's what the north of england is like, in song format.

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I went outside the other day and realized there were dozens of hunks of bones embedded in my driveway, but I think that has less to do with nationality and more to do with rural animals.
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Speaking of stereotypes, they work well for people too.

For instance, yesterday I went for a walk through a park and the second I stepped outside I caught fir like a vampire or an Irish person in the Sun and had to retreat back into my house. I'm treating the third degree sunburns as I type this. Damn my nerdy paste-colored skin.
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Yesterday I went for a walk through a park in the Center of Detroit and within two metres off the path every gap between the rubble that wasn't wider than an arm's length was occupied by at least three African-Americans. I love this city.
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