Greetings! ~ We have made alien contact!

[Arawak]

And the alien, as it floats out of the spaceship in some protective apparatus looks like this:



You, as the ambassador of mankind are tasked with introducing this alien to the human race.

How do you do it?

[BrobyDDark]

>See this alien
>Laugh and take out gun
>Capture alien and bring it in-front of cameras and a large audience
>Shoot alien dead as a message to the retarded jackass who made this abomination
>Send it into space and wait
>Get a video message from butthurt retarded jackass
>Ask him if he's mad, bro
>Laugh at his rage
>Hang up

Worth getting the entire human race destroyed.

[Foxxie]

Well, it'll certainly produce a bunch of humans running in one direction, but I don't think we can consider that mass exodus a human race.

[aza]

I fuck it

[Vilageidiotx]

Oh, I think i'd just hang out and jaw with it for a while.

[JGBPhone]

>Throw various types of fish and meat at it until it eats one.

[Keyguyperson]

I demand that they join the UN, then use my newfound political power as the man who made first contact and also presumably the Secretary General since I was ALLOWED to make contact to turn the UN into a single political entity. Humanity now technically controls a galactic empire.

[Makky]

Meld teeth, make staircase, add upsidedown gravity.
Pray success and good intentions.
An amusement park could one day be a BFG.