((Collab between Letter Bee and Vulkan.))
Note: The primary conceit of this piece is that this is set in an Alternate Universe where Fallout: Orleans is a TV Show and all the characters are actors. Also, yes, Bethesda produces TV Shows now.
Smoke blew across the stage as two young men walked in, both thin and black-haired. But one had soft grey eyes and a boyish face, and wore a grey T-Shirt and Camoflague Pants, while the other young man had finely groomed, but still a little spiky, hairstyle, golden eyes, and was all clad in formal wear. Paradise 'Par' Rapids and Ethan Larcia, the actors from Fallout: Orleans!
The fans whooped and 'yay'd' as they saw the two actors take up seats in two nearby chairs and a table piled high with letters. Par would then say:
"Hello there, ladies and gentlemen! This is Paradise 'Par' Rapids and up-and-coming actor Ethan Larcia, from the hit TV Show made by Bethesda and HBO - Fallout: Orleans! And this is..."
The Fallout: Orleans Mailbag!
Everyone clapped, and, before he took a letter, Par spoke:
"As those of you who have been looking at celebrity news already know, Ethan Lancia is a new addition to our cast, with a new character that's poised to shake up the show! Although he's a relative newbie to the acting scene, he's managed to impress the higher-ups at Bethesda and HBO enough for him to be trusted with a big part!" As the audience oohed and ahhed, Par then grabbed a letter, opened it, and read:
Dear Fallout Orleans Crew, we want naked women right now! - Love, SomePerv.
"Well, you'll get what you want once I meet up with Napoleon V," Par said. "Squee, can't wait to see what she looks like beneath that armor!"
Ethan sat back, crossing one leg over the other. "Im sure my character will be happy to persuade a few. If you get what i mean."
This caused a wave of applause from the audience, before Par picked out another letter and read:
Dear Fallout Orleans Crew: It seems to me that each character has a faction outside of the Order and Revolution that they openly or secretly belong to! Boss has his Caravan Company, that actress who left had a character who's part of an influential Raider Gang, Tom has the Enclave, Longshot has the NCR, Par has the Guild of Free and Fair Trade, and there's apparently a new one coming up soon, a new faction composed of information brokers! Is Ethan, the new character, part of that?
Ethan nodded. "Yep, hes their leader, known as the "Muted Man." The organisation is composed of many people bribed to pass information to the muted man, who uses said information for his own ends. Hes going to create quite a splash soon."
"Amazing!" Par said with genuine fascination. "And, this 'Muted Man', he has a Multiple Choice Past - Sorry for Troping?"
"Indeed." said Ethan, smiling. "He delberately spreads false rumors about himself to keep people guessing. THe three most popular are a raider, a guid of voodoo member and the son of an enclave soldier. Maybe none of them are true. Or maybe they are. No one knows but him."
Par chuckled, before picking up another letter.
"Now, let's hope that we get something else that's not a request for fanservice!"
Dear Fallout Orleans Crew, isn't anyone concerned that the Custom and Canon Factions might take the spotlight away from the Order and Revolution?
Ethan shook his head. "Not at all. For example. The Silence can influence individuals non directly, but couldnt affect the entire faction sttraight away. They prefer to stay behind the scenes, and of course, you can only do so much there."
"Two more letters; Ethan has Jet Lag!" Par spoke.
Dear Fallout Orleans Crew, I have this Wild Mass Guess - The Silence is really working for the Enclave!
Dear Fallout Orleans Crew, I think that Ethan and Par would have a Game of Thrones dynamic soon!
Ethan looked puzzled. "Game of thrones dynamic? Whats that?"
"Oh," said Par, "the letter writer probably means that we'll be plotting against each other, although I'd probably lose."
Ethan nodded. "Quite possibly. Ethan has considerably more resources and even more charisma, so....yeah. Anyway, to answer the other questions...maybe. Yet maybe not. Once again, multiple choice past."
"And there you have it, folks!" Par said. "And so ends the Fallout Mailbag!"
Everyone clapped, and Par and a tired Ethan began going off to the backstage...