Ask a specific question, get a vague answer!

[AlteredTundra]

As the title says, ask a specific question and answer a vague response.

Example:

"What kind of car do you drive?"

"A large one."

"What's your shoe size?

"Big."

Got it? Get it? good. Let's begin!

How old are you?

[Vilageidiotx]

"A large one."

What's your shoe size?

[AlteredTundra]

"A large one."

What's your shoe size?

@Vilageidiotx

Not zero.

What year did Jesus Christ die for our sins?

[BrobyDDark]

ur mum's weight

Boomba didi didi dum didi dum?

[AlteredTundra]

Uh, sure, okay.

How much would a woodchuck chuck wood if a woodchuck could?

[Koda]

Lots.

How many Suns could you eat if you were able to eat a Sun?

[AlteredTundra]

A few.

What is the distance from Earth to the Moon?

[AtlasRedfox]

About that much.

But what's that got to do with the price of eggs in China?

[BrobyDDark]

Something.

Why DID the chicken cross the road?

[Antarctic Termite]

It got twitchy.

When was Russian-born American sci-fi author Isaac Asimov at his most productive?

[Arawak]

When he wrote a lot.

Was the Roswell crash in the 1950's actually aliens or a weather balloon?

[AlteredTundra]

Ask Jesus.

Why is the sky always light blue at daytime, but never at night?

[Antarctic Termite]

Probably something to do with sunlight.

How many missing persons are reported in Western Australia annually compared to bodies found?

[anonzep]

Why don't we ask the missing people?

Why has my dog not barked for weeks?

[Saint Girralo]

It can't find the tree.

What did I do last night?