The Ramblings of a half drunken soldier

[StarWight]

I know my Girlfirend, FreyaRoseJane here, will see this, but I just want to have a topic dedicated to those of us (that are of AGE OF COURSE), to have the most fucked up or hilarious drunken ramblings. Odds are, when I wake up after sleep, this won't be so funny but no fucks given. For those uf us with no fucks give, up late at night looking for something to do, POST HERE!!!

So, any drinkers out there? I'm drinking Southern COmfort 100 proof. What about you all? xD

[PrimalArcana]

It's a good thing you're so damn cute and loveable. A very good thing.

-__-

I shall remind you of this thread when you wake up with a hangover, darling. Count on it.

[StarWight]

@FreyaRoseJane I will likely remember it. I'm not THAT far gone yet XDDDDD

[PrimalArcana]

@LoneSilverWolf

Riiiiiiiiiiight.

*is skeptical*

It's also your fault for telling me about this thread. I wouldn't have known otherwise. :)

[StarWight]

@FreyaRoseJane WHat can I say, I am sooooo overly honest right now. I mean shit, I'd probably admit my deepest, darkest secrets right now. Especially if you had a sugar cube. Like Finnik O'Daire.

HEY WHERE IS FINNIC--O DAIRE HE IS!!!! xDDDD

[PrimalArcana]

*facepalms and leaves this thread*

[StarWight]

heee xD

[StarWight]

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE <3 <3 I LOVE YOU JANEEEEEEEEEE

[BrobyDDark]

I didn't know we were doing cringe threads again.

[Larfleeze]

Bruh...

[StarWight]

We are doing ALLL THE THREADS AGAIN! :D :D :D

[Keyguyperson]

Dammit, this is restricted to people of drinking age?

What the hell am I supposed to do with all the vodka I just drank, then?

[StarWight]

@Keyguyperson Shhhh, shhh. Just don't tell *whispers*

[Dinh AaronMk]

I took over Precipice of War.

Five years later neither have filed for divorce.

[Flightless_Soul]

Awww this is a drunk thread? What am I gonna do with all this weed?

[The]

I know my Girlfirend, FreyaRoseJane here, will see this, but I just want to have a topic dedicated to those of us (that are of AGE OF COURSE), to have the most fucked up or hilarious drunken ramblings. Odds are, when I wake up after sleep, this won't be so funny but no fucks given. For those uf us with no fucks give, up late at night looking for something to do, POST HERE!!!

So, any drinkers out there? I'm drinking Southern COmfort 100 proof. What about you all? xD

@LoneSilverWolf

The only Southern Comfort that should exist is good ol' white lightnin'.

[Zurnt]

I'm neither a soldier nor drunk, but I have every capacity to reach that point if that'll make you feel better.

Not that it'll make a difference. Zurnt is a steel trap. And has no secrets.

[mdk]

When you grow up, you'll learn to appreciate the finer things. Like Bulleit Bourbon -- my easy drinker -- or Blanton's, which is what I'm enjoying tonight. "But SoCo is 100 proof!!" Yes, yes it is. It's also $15. Blanton's label is written by hand.

[Dinh AaronMk]

I myself prefer a micro-brew beer. It might be expensive, but I can excuse that with the simple fact I honestly do not drink much.

[StarWight]

When you grow up, you'll learn to appreciate the finer things. Like Bulleit Bourbon -- my easy drinker -- or Blanton's, which is what I'm enjoying tonight. "But SoCo is 100 proof!!" Yes, yes it is. It's also $15. Blanton's label is written by hand.

@mdk

And so far out of my price range, I wouldn't even glance at the label. The most I can comfortably afford to pay for liquor is somewhere in the neighborhood of 40 bucks. That's why there are a few whisky's that I would love to try, that I can't really. Just too damn expensive.

One day. One day.