[OOC] Mid/High Casual - Divinus: The Deity Roleplay Mk.II

[Kho]

Quote for the Day

“May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law.” — Immanuel Kant

Khommentary: Just like Eskandar.

[Lauder]

@Kho

Keriss' Response

Or commit suicide, nobody of true significance will notice. Mortal Filth.

[lif]

Quote for the Day

“May you live your life as if the maxim of your actions were to become universal law.” — Immanuel Kant

Khommentary: Just like Eskandar.

@Kho

"Thou must only read the summary." - the Edict of Poog

[Kho]

Guys, I just realised that this...this is what I've been trying to achieve with both Vowzra AND Eskandar.

Woah

“A tragic situation exists precisely when virtue does not triumph but when it is still felt that a man is nobler than the forces which destroy him.” — George Orwell

Khommentary: Hmm, maybe I made those two a bit too flawed for anyone to think them noble

[Slime]

@Kho bringing in some interesting quotes. We should do this quote of the day thing an actual thing.

[Antarctic Termite]

So

Guess who's enrolling at uni for a molecular biology degree

#teamJvan #youAREthehorrorsomeengineerbabe

[Kho]

@Antarctic Termite

No, they can't. They can't. TT-TT do they realise what they are unleashing upon the world? We'll have...phallus satellites made of human flesh if this allowed. Their sole purpose will be to shock wannabe stargazers as they look for Uranus in the night sky.

[Double Capybara]

@Kho Don't worry, I'm on it, a mercenary team of assault emus has already been dispatched.

[Slime]

@Double Capybara

Keep us informed command, we're depending on you.

[LokiLeo789]

So

Guess who's enrolling at uni for a molecular biology degree

#teamJvan #youAREthehorrorsomeengineerbabe

@Antarctic Termite

Hmm, almost as cool as a Wumbology degree. Congratulations.

[Antarctic Termite]

Update: The emus came knocking at my door. I gave them directions to the nearest Liquorland and now we're having a pool chair party on my front lawn with a twelve-pack of Corona.

Aussie custom.

[Muttonhawk]

@Kho Don't worry, I'm on it, a mercenary team of assault emus has already been dispatched.

@Double Capybara

Update: The emus came knocking at my door. I gave them directions to the nearest Liquorland and now we're having a pool chair party on my front lawn with a twelve-pack of Corona.

Aussie custom.

@Antarctic Termite

Yeah, Capy, you should have consulted us first. Emus are con artists. The real mercs you want are cassowaries. Those guys are savage.



Not even joking. They will fuck you up.

[Kho]

@Muttonhawk Send in the Cassowaries. The Corgis of War.

[Lauder]

@Kho, your order of War Corgi's have arrived. Sign here and initial my forehead to complete service

Tools of War

[Kho]

@Lauder I asked for Corgis of War, not White Corgiants!

[Lauder]

@Kho

Well, if you had read the fine print...

[Kho]

@Lauder Fine print?! Something that big should have been splattered all over the damn page using the blood of human and hain sacrifices.

[Lauder]

@Kho

I man sorry, but I am merely the deliveryman. If you have a complaint, file it under the company Jvanic-R-Us.

[Double Capybara]

@Muttonhawk Whoa whoa calm down there man, I don't want the first European city I visit to be The Hague. I mean, what is next? Magpie squadrons?

[Muttonhawk]

@Double Capybara Magpies are effective and aggressive during nesting, but their weakness to upturned ice cream tubs makes them a bad bet.