@Double Capybara@Muttonhawk, What you really need, I think, are the Drop Bears.
@BBeast ...
Mate, there have been too many deaths from drop bears for me to even joke about that. Friends of mine included. I'm sorry, I'm actually really offended.
@Vec You know what drop bears are, right?
You people think that drop bears are dangerous? What's really dangerous is a shark-riding rapto with rocket launchers. I've seen jus ta couple of these beasts taking out a whole unit of elite soldiers in a matter of instants.
Just look at the horror! The photographer that took this was mauled soon after and the camera had been destroyed. Luckily the photo was restored so we know what we're dealing with now.
Someone should stick Minus and Heartworm on a date already
Someone should stick Minus and Heartworm on a date already
<Snipped quote by Antarctic Termite>
"What is it that you do in your spare time?"
"Not much. Speak tersely to myself. Mutilate things and record the results."
"Oh. I mutilate things sometimes."
"Commonalities."
"..."
"You rarely initiate subjects. Few in memory."
"Correct. The reasons are inconsequential."
"I need an assistant. A hain needs to be traumatised. Importance science. It may be an bonding experience. I feel a bond with you. Not emotional. Needs more science first. Want in?"
"Only if I get to dance with the corpse."
"You are strange."
"No, you."
*Mutual monotonous giggling*
*Mutual monotonous giggling*
@Antarctic Termite You know what? I'm going to leave the date between Majus and Tauga in your hands. I've done enough shipwrighting for this month.
My blocked sinuses do not allow me to chortle, lest I want to feel the pain of productive coughing.
I hope you are happy, because I'm in pain now.