Help oh no it has my leg

[Giygas]

You wake up in a field. A forest lies to the north, a cabin to the east, an old building to the south and a river to the west

What do you do

[natsumehack]

Masturbate.

[Fisk]

natsumehack said
Masturbate.

[BrobyDDark]

Die forever.

[Captain Jordan]

Giygas said
You wake up in a field. A forest lies to the north, a cabin to the east, an old building to the south and a river to the west

What do you do

Take out my cell phone, head for the nearest road and call for a taxi.

[Mixtape Ghost N]

Walk back into my house.

There's internet in there.

[Cpt Toellner]

Make the sound of a dieing giraffe.

[Antarctic Termite]

Lick the grass sensually.

[Queen Raidne]

Lick the grass grudgingly.

[K-97]

Call the Smut Police.