[OOC] Astrovia: An Anthro Fantasy World

[Hans von Lek]

@Haru Nyan Yeah well I bet Ymahr has held the hands of many a man, the shameless strumpet he is! He also maintained eye-contact throughout the ordeal!

[Shard]

Should I have added Sexuality to the character sheet, should I, should I????

[Haru Nyan]

@Hans von Lek
How dare you say such things about my Husbando!
I'll have you know that any mentions of his unfaithfulness are simply subject to fan-theories and are not in fact, canon. This is because his route never got released and all he got were the doujins.

@Shard
For better or worse, do it.

[Shard]

@Hans von Lek
How dare you say such things about my Husbando!
I'll have you know that any mentions of his unfaithfulness are simply subject to fan-theories and are not in fact, canon. This is because his route never got released and all he got were the doujins.

@Shard
For better or worse, do it.

@Haru Nyan

THERE!! I did it, happy!? HAPPY!?

I also added Ravio's sexuality in his sheet you dirty, dirty bastard.

[Hans von Lek]

@Shard

I'd say I'm ashamed of myself. But I'm not!

@Haru Nyan

This is so, but you can tell by the implications made by the text still in the game that he was -obviously- intended to be the sluttiest of the lot.

[Haru Nyan]

@Hans von Lek
Be that as it may, my husbando is no toy simply used as a container of seed. If you explored the in-game files, you would have known that his ending would be proclaiming his undying love for the main character, vowing to protect him for all eternity and was indeed made to move the hearts of players everywhere. His route was unreleased because it was too good. Your husbando's route on the other hand is just a pure emo-cliche'-fest.

@Shard
Why am I not surprised?

[Shard]

@Hans von Lek
Be that as it may, my husbando is no toy simply used as a container of seed. If you explored the in-game files, you would have known that his ending would be proclaiming his undying love for the main character, vowing to protect him for all eternity and was indeed made to move the hearts of players everywhere. His route was unreleased because it was too good. Your husbando's route on the other hand is just a pure emo-cliche'-fest.

@Shard
Why am I not surprised?

@Haru Nyan

Ain't got nuthin' ta' hide.

[Haru Nyan]

Let's play a game called:
"Pair up Ravio with everyone and see who matches with him best."
He can be the obligatory Main Character in the visual novels and everyone else is the routes he has to pick.

[Hans von Lek]

@Haru Nyan
Emo-cliche-fest? Are we even playing the same intensely homoerotic visual novel intended for arguably one of the most degenerate, mentally deranged, and widely despised fetishist communities ever assembled? Zack is the bubbliest of the lot, but just doesn't understand people so well and prefers to keep away. Zack, while at first, yes, -afraid- of commitment, soon gets over his sharply individualist-egoist worldview that'd make Max Stirner stop and go "woah what the fuck" and realizes that love is truly the greatest magic that exists, far surpassing his own! This character development somehow correlates with and is heralded by him doing rather sketchy things with the protagonist in the restroom of a Taco Bell.

[Hans von Lek]

Let's play a game called:
"Pair up Ravio with everyone and see who matches with him best."
He can be the obligatory Main Character in the visual novels and everyone else is the routes he has to pick.

@Haru Nyan

Yes. Yeeeeeeees!

[Haru Nyan]

@Hans von Lek
Oh, Oh, Oh, is that how you're going to play Husbando Warfare?
I mean, of all the stereotypes for a husbando, you had to go and choose the "Cute but troubled and I smile because I'm hurting inside but don't want others to notice" route? The other routes had way more substance than that, even the earlier ones! See?! Even your Love-Scene takes place in one of the most convoluted places in the game! Whereas my far superior husbando had his Love-Scene in the grassy plains right at the same time the meteor shower was happening. Now that's how you do a love scene, smh.

[Hans von Lek]

@Haru Nyan
Woah man, I never mentioned anything about internal -or- external hurting. Just shyness. Not everyone who's a wallflower is some traumatized weirdo! Although the stuff that happens in the restroom sure seems to involve internal and external agony.

And -your- husbandu's romance scene? Don't get me started! That Love-Scene was, like, Cavia levels non-sequitur. The meteors become fucking Lavos expies, dude. Why does the game suddenly become a rhythm based hack and slash after that also? Also, two lovers fighting to keep each other safe from astral horrors from beyond the stars? Holy shit, I used to work in a second-hand bookstore, and I can't tell you how many shitty $2 Mills and Boon romance novels had that EXACT premise. The Danish man who's dad was a truck driver in Stalingrad would command me to tear them up and trash them.

[Haru Nyan]

@Hans von Lek
Don't even get me started with the extreme fetish artwork your character has produced. I mean, seriously! This is what happens when a character becomes too popular, your husbando is mediocre at best and shit-tier at worst. But why are we fighting among husbandos when CLEARLY we should be discussing Ravio's canon love interest! I mean, sterotypes they may be to a certain degree, but you can't deny that nearly everyone would be a good match for him.

(Also I posted.)

[Hans von Lek]

@Haru Nyan
Sure. We'll go on to discussing Ravio's true pairing, but not after I bring up how YOUR husbandu is the one most often edited into those Van Darkholme "Deep Dark Fantasy" parody videos. Okay, let's get started. Firstly, Ravio would never, -ever- settle for Ymahr. He obviously isn't the sort to go for people who barely wear clothing at all. Ravio is much too pure to settle for scantily clad sluts, after all.

Hider

Also "I think you might have your uses."

[Evanist]

*Read mostly what happen while I was asleep, looking at the OCC, and stares a bit.* What in the world did I miss lol.

Know what, I better not ask how all this came to be...

[Haru Nyan]

@Hans von Lek
Not like your Husbandu would be any better. At the rate of toxicity this OOC is getting, Ravio would sooner become straight by the time he has to choose a fucking loving interest.

This RP has barely begun and already we're discussing who the eff the freaking GM's character has to sleep with. My god.

@Evanist
It all began when the word "Bara" was uttered.
Things went downhill from there.

[Hans von Lek]

@Haru Nyan

In all seriousness, while this has been one of the most entertaining exchanges I've ever had on this website, and I fucking love you now (in the most platonic sense imaginable, before things escalate even more!), we had best wrap this up before things are fucked forever, yeah. :P

[Haru Nyan]

Blargh, the recent string of conversations has had ideas and headcanons popping in to my head.
And I don't like some of them, mostly because of my poor choice of dialogue. I swear, it's not like that.

[Hans von Lek]

@Haru Nyan
Oh, you monster. How dare you, with these thought crimes of yours! Ooogh!

Also I was gonna go put a laugh-face on all your things, but then I realized this is probably horribly annoying and then I wondered why this was ever an impulse of mine.

[Haru Nyan]

@Hans von Lek
Oh please, it's not like you're any better.
It's Ymahr's mighty spear up against Zack's iron staff, who will be the victor?
I swear I can just imagine the two geezers fighting over for this cat who is younger than both of them only to have their efforts plummet when Ravio chooses like, I dunno Thorvald or something. Nothing against Thorvald though, he is a qt.