[OOC] NCQ — Season I: Favors for Favors

[Lonewolf685]

Did he just piss himself?
...I am honestly impressed with the cut of his jib. Who needs restrooms?! You can't tell me where to LET IT GO! LET IT GO! *breaks off into annoyingly catchy song*

[LHG100]

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[ArkmageddonCat]

I'm having difficulties thinking of a backstory...

[Letter Bee]

I'm having difficulties thinking of a backstory...

@ArkmageddonCat

Something relatively happy to balance out the angsty ones?

[Mcmolly]

Never too much angst, all the angst.

[Lonewolf685]

WARNING!!! YOU ARE REACHING SHINJI IKARI LEVELS OF ANGST! WARNING!!! CEASE AND DESIST BEFORE INSTRUMENTALITY BEGINS! WARNING!!!

[LHG100]

Why not a happy angsty one?

Like, his family was brutally murdered, but they were all dicks anyway. And then his parents murderers adopted him and actually remembered his birthdays.

[ArkmageddonCat]

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Something relatively happy to balance out the angsty ones?

@Letter Bee

Hmm...

Why not a happy angsty one?

Like, his family was brutally murdered, but they were all dicks anyway. And then his parents murderers adopted him and actually remembered his birthdays.

@LHG100

...You're a strange one.

[Lonewolf685]

You could have the disturbingly upbeat person, like a Moira Brown (Craterside Supply, Fallout 3) who is an endless mystery in how one can be so chipper living in a crater in the ground? Everything is just a stream of happy coincidences while they are blissfully unaware of any evil machinations from large corporations, skating through their life until they wind up on the train to Anchorage because she got lost and took a nap in the wrong cart.

...or just go angst. I hear Red Star has a thing for shooting children's puppies. Go with that.

[LHG100]

But anon @Lonewolf685, all the Ruling Companies have a thing for shooting puppies.

[ArkmageddonCat]

You could have the disturbingly upbeat person, like a Moira Brown (Craterside Supply, Fallout 3) who is an endless mystery in how one can be so chipper living in a crater in the ground? Everything is just a stream of happy coincidences while they are blissfully unaware of any evil machinations from large corporations, skating through their life until they wind up on the train to Anchorage because she got lost and took a nap in the wrong cart.

...or just go angst. I hear Red Star has a thing for shooting children's puppies. Go with that.

@Lonewolf685

Uh...I would, but I don't do that brand of happiness...

[Lonewolf685]

But anon @Lonewolf685, all the Ruling Companies have a thing for shooting puppies.

@LHG100

Red Star would shoot them and then make you watch as they eat the puppy. Everyone else just moves on to shoot the kid first.

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Uh...I would, but I don't do that brand of happiness...

@ArkmageddonCat

What kind of happy do you want? This is a post apocalyptic, mega corpoaration, mecha RP. It's hard to find anything to be happy about!
Well you could always go the dashing rogue, such as Captain Malcolm Reynolds. They are usually pretty chipper sorts.

[Gowi]

Red Star would shoot them and then make you watch as they eat the puppy.

Hahahaha, man everyones idea of the corporations are interesting.

[LHG100]

IKR @Gowi

The best thing is that they're all true until proven otherwise. Schrodinger's continuity, eh?

[Gowi]

So I need to prove you guys wrong.
_{or you guys shouldnt presume lolol}

[Lonewolf685]

This just in, Paragon has made astonishing breakthroughs in bio-engineering! They have been creating Mogwai and handing them out to the populace as a means to bolster their public image and pacify the people with cuddly pets.
But they didn't tell them not to feed the Mogwai after midnight! Dun Dun DUN!

That is now canon, and to quote LHG, accept my head canon or be destroyed!

[LHG100]

[dramatic moose noises]

Y'know what else is canon?

THIS IS NOW CANON

The news anchorman sat down in his chair, looking into the camera with profound sadness. "Th-this.. This just in. Volkov territories have.. gone silent, all of them. Their entire culture and nation has been destroyed to the last child."

Pictures of the horrible atrocities were broadcast to every corporate-sanctioned television.

"We believe the perpetrator is..."

"A HORDE OF BEES!!!"

And from that day on, humanity recieved a grim reminder; that they lived in fear of the bees.

[NuttsnBolts]

I imagine Volkov is a bit like Vladof from borderlands. The company that loves firepower, filling enemy NCs with lead and big. Big guns, NCs and big explosions!

[Lonewolf685]

Reports are coming in that Fairbanks have been bought out in a hostile takeover from explosive's enthusiast Mr. Torque! Every gun will now fire explosives, explosives everywhere!

[LHG100]

THIS JUST IN:

Denver-Vegas has sent probes into the outer reaches of the solar system, and has found cuttlefish like spaceships that have now awoken and are slowly entering into earth's atmosphere.

In addition, large cube-like spacecraft have began broadcasting "Resistance is futile" while revealing themselves in orbit around the moon.

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